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You know Freeman, so you know what to expect Angel Cash and friends detail why it's so nice to take it in the heinie Story involes a housewife who has a fear of black men. Her crazy, horny girlfriends gradually get her to forget her fears. Wild stuff complete with oral cum shots, DP's, etc Jack Wrangler gets a marital aid up his fanny. Fun for the whole family. Big, blond, beautiful Chris Cassidy lets us into her deepest, most intimate secrets.
From lebian leasons to taking on three guys at once during a rocking time in a recording studio. This chick leaves the porn goddesses of today out to dry. Nice BJ action in this one. Huge studs pouding new holes into nubile, pigtailed starlets. Michelle stands up with this monster hanging out of her, you have to see this to believe it. Connie Marshall takes it up the poop shute. Don't pass this by This one featuring anal pro Crystal Dawn showing the world her remarkable talents for taking it in the ass.
If you know Crystal, you know what your going to get. Double penetrations, facials, and just about everything you expect from this lovely honey. Yeah, this is the one you've been waiting for. Outrageous acts of interracial sex, you'll need a tall glass of water and a shower after this one is done. Paul Thomas can be seen lurking about as Uncle Fred. Diamond first started off as a Super 8mm distributor of adult films, and a large part of these titles are comprised of their sound super 8 product.
Some of the other clips come from the Cinderella Video label of shot on video porn from the early eighties. This is a collection of 11 discs and is sold as a set, contact me if your interesrted in individual titles. Each title has some sort of theme: Needless to say, they find them! If you know Davian you know what to expect! One of the best bondage and discipline films ever made.
About a sex service that delivers the nasty goods to its customers; urination, beatings, infantilism. Shot in New York City, where everything seems sooo sleazy! Long out of print, this flick features porn icon Jamie Gillis as a love sick Dracula who seeks out the reincarnation of his dead wife. One fantastic scene of outrageous perversion involves one of Dracula's victims the ever ready Vanessa Del Rio rising from the slab after having been molested by morgue attendant Herschel Savage.
Great film and a sad reminder about how lazy today's pornographers are! Knick Knack Paddy Whack, give us all a bonner! New York shot porn with some farmiliar locations. Holmes shoots some nasty bullets into Bovees mouth. A fine caper film that benefits from some great location photography shot in Hawaii. Holmes makes a suave leading man. And Bovee is without a doubt the hottest thing on the screen for that time. Bobby Astyr plays the hunchback assistant.
Lang plays Reems wife. Great comedy with hot, hot sex. F All I can say is John Leslie and 13 beautiful women. The ultimate male fantasy has John Leslie married to a bore only to enter a dream world were by all his sexual fantasies come true.
However, the young ladies decide to take vengeance into their own hands, and invite this dipship to a party where NOTHING is forbidden Costello and I'm not talking about Lou Costello. One girl blows 12 idiots wearing masks. One of the better sex and politics mix that is most likely happening in the White House today!!!
George Payne excells as the cult leader, Ambrosia Fox, Jade East, Cheri Champagne are the girls being "cleansed" and even bozo Ron Jeremy shows up acting like his idiot self. A Phil Prince classic!
A man enters the office of Dr. Tightwat Georgina Spelvin to cure his impotence. Employees with names like Marianne Lubglob and Kathy Thunderfart prove very helpful to this man. Not to mention some of the other employes like Dr. Cherry Popper and Miss Motor Mouth.
McCullem's sex scenes are always hot and his photography is top notch. This one involves nympho Gloria looks like Archie Bunkers little girl has grown up , who has just reached her 27th birthday and celebrates by having a huge inter-racial orgy she brings in about 27 guys, one guy for each year.
Her father would not be pleased. Gloria has huge boobs, so if you're a boob yourself you're going to love this. Facial cum shots like nobody's business. Angel Cash plays a mystic who raises more than just ghosts!!! Fun and innocent in its own way. As the title suggests, Nazi's visit government sanctioned whores and they fuck the shit out of each other.
Hitler even makes an appearence. Quality a tad shaky but the title is rare. They all end up at a models runway and must dress as women to avoid capture. They meet plenty of horny young models just looking to get fucked, and guess what happens?!
Better than usual shot on video flick with lots of hot interracial sex. Oh that Niki is so naughty! I shit you not! Naturally, he goes after the cops family, the horny wife Nora Wieternik, who sports a great set of golden bozos who spends the bulk of her day masterbating with a huge dildo, and his two teenage daughters.
Yes, this is as perverted as it sounds. Needless to say this all ends in a huge orgy that brings the family closer together, if you get my drift.
Try it, you'll like it! The threesome between Victory, F. Bradley and Tiffany Storm has to be scene to be believed Lucious Kay Parker and Abigail Clayton run a health spa that concentrates on more than losing weight Mike is a foolish muscle man who has lots of wild conquests out in the open wilds of Hawaii.
He bangs many women, tons of oral action complimented by oral cum shots. Visually this one is terrific in it's use of location as well as the atractiveness of the ladies. That's right, a honeymoon suite! Featuring porn faves Tina Russell and Mark Stevens. Stevens looked a lot like a life sized Howdy Doody doll with a big penis. Watching these funky junkies have sex brings to life images of Lou Reed songs. There was nothing like New York-shot porn. Cole gives us this tale of a magician Jamie Gillis and his assistant Ginger Lynn who make peoples fantasies come true.
Cole never lets you down, so go with this one. Some big black natives see this and decide they want her to do the same for them. The film tells of two lovers, Jerry Butler no, not the guy who sang "Moon River" , and Kelly Nichols, who experiance hardships of all sorts for 20 years between their first meeting.
Will they hook up again and live happily ever after? Buy this and find out. This time sado perv Jamie Gillis gives Ms. When a party guest tries to leave early, he is drugged and raped by Kay Parker. Also, Crystal Lake takes on a meaty Black stud. Three other episodes follow and you'll be knocked off your seat. Hot action that will have you working your johnson like there is no tomorrow. Not exactly high brow entertainment, but if your a fan of chocolate and vanilla you can't do any better than this piece of nonsense.
The title alone makes it worth it. Annie Sprinkle does her thing, so to say Even knucklehead Ron Jeremy shows up. Letterboxed, in French language, which fits because it was shot in France.
That's right folks, Lena does it all, oral, anal and even eats ass. Watch her chew up and spit out lovers better than any garbage disposal unit you may have had do they even make garbage disposal units anymore??? All I can say is that the guys in this videos leave Lena howling at the moon. You have to see this to believe it. This one features Lesllie Bovee. You get three episodes. First one is a roring hot masterbation scene. The second one has Lesllie getting hot and bothered with Chris Cassidy, who is lactating and gives Lesllie some breast milk.
The third is Lesllies orgy. Lesllie fills her ass, mouth and pussy with cock simultaneously with three studs cocks. You'll need a glass of water after this one. Call the fire brigade! She even manages to fit John Holmes tool up her ass.
Talk about stretching it! Also featuring Paul Thomas and Johnny Keyes. Shot silent but dubbed in the most ludicrous manner. I mean Paul Thomas with an English accent, give me a break! Long Jeanne uses her stump on her amputated leg for more than getting around. Long out of print, and not likely to be seen again. Get it while you can. A very young Joey Silvera is one of the guys on the hit list.
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Bone comes a X rated Christmas tale involving Santa and his naughty helpers. Crazy, surreal sort of flick that offsets it's drama with bouts of outrageous sex. Great scene has Sterling fucking life long asshole Ron Jeremy on a table that he lies under and sticks his cock through while she kneels on top riding him all the while the table spins around and around. At least it's inventive. Very attractive gals in this film who haven't been seen since.
Starring Suzanne Fields as a girl who can take any kind of punishment, this girl goes from the bad to worse and loves every minute of it. One of the best parts includes her being lead into an orgy via a chain attached to a ring through her genitals. This film even has a whacked out necrophilia scene. This was made long before the rules were set.
With Richard Smedley and and Sheldon Lee. Take a long shower after this one, please. This flick ends up with an orgy that needs to be seen to be believed. From Joe Davian, who has a knack for this type of thing. This is from the original, long out of oprint VHL cassette. Bare in mind that any later editions of this type of film are usually cut or altered soundwise for musical copyrite infringment.
This is the film as it looked in the theater when it came out. No altering or games. Same goes for all my other vintage porn. If you're a fan of hardcore 8mm loops than you are going to love this. These flicks actually contain the innocence and humor so rarely found in porn today.
The elixir turns out to be male sperm. Good to the last drop. Fun stuff that makes you wonder if behind the scenes of the Olympics can really be this much fun. Featuring a cast of girls who were all featured in Oui magazine, this story of a female undercover agent investigating a murder gets far more than she bargained for.
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Master has some wear but is still very watchable. Frazer and Svetlana comes another beautifully shot porn film featuring fantastic locations, super attractive women and handsome, horny men. This one is a sequal to the successful Surrender in Paradise only this time the girls return to a South Seas Island to bring home their friend and escort an archeologist who may or may not be a bad guy. Excellent sex comedy with Zebedy Colt and his buddy having a great time with some lovely Fraulein's at the Munich Olympics.
Uncut, featuring the classic enema scene. In French, but bear in mind sometimes these are the only uncut versions you can get. Besides, French is the language of love!
This talking cunt desires the ultimate orgasm, hence you can imagine the adventures that lie ahead. The quality is not the best, but the film is extremely rare, so dig in What can I say, this is a sick, twisted flick shot in New York that features a stocking faced pervert doing his thing. His victims go to a rape therapy clinic and recount their horror stories. From the days when porn films had balls. After seeing this you will understand why Mr.
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Bloody-faced Kitano is even scarier than normal Reiner Braun does this on multiple occasions. The first time, a smaller Titan chomps on his arm and breaks it.
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Levi, humanity's legendary strongest soldier, breaks his ankle during a mission. His response is to wince slightly and keep going. Erwin Smith proves just why he's in charge of the Survey Corps, when a Titan bites into his arm and starts carrying him off. He continues shouting orders without pause, because he doesn't have time to react to his injuries. He shows up a short time later with his arm completely severed from just below the bicep and saves the day. He considers the date to be pretty good and goes to tell his friend Poland about it.
While she's still doing it. In one comic, Russia's heart falls out of his chest. While the other nations are freaked out, not only is he unconcerned, but says that this happens on a semi-frequent basis. Multiple arrows pierce his arm , including one which pierces his hand , to which he simply comments that it might make things interesting. At one point Casca stabs him in the chest, and he just remains on his feet and continues talking.
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I'm in something close to agony, but we can talk about it later. That's all right, I've got them back now You wouldn't happen to have any brandy, would you? There is a particularly harsh example in the German Crime Series Polizeiruf , where a bomb explosion in a crowded Munich pedestrian underpass throws a brick against the back of the head of a young woman.
In the minutes following the detonation, she stumbles around among the dead and dying, nonchalantly looking for her purse. A few minutes later, she is dead herself.
In one episode, Jordan gets her face Botoxed so much that she isn't able to make facial expressions. At one point, another character accidentally hurts her and she says with a straight face and a fairly monotonous voice: The pain is excruciating. When he asks for angry, she kicks him in the nuts and he remarks "you got angry down" as he falls. There was also a brief sequence in an earlier episode in which a Japanese chef with a butcher's knife embedded in his shoulder flatly replies to the obvious question: In fact, it's actually J.
Cox mentions doping Ben up with drugs so he wouldn't feel it, but he's still fairly blase about the whole thing, at one point even telling JD to lick the tip of the nail.
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Sargas from Sequinox gets stabbed by Summer in the middle of his opening monologue about how it's nice to be humanized despite being an undying star. He finishes the monologue before even noticing. Professional wrestlers have a concept called " kayfabe ," originally meaning the portrayal of the events as real, but has come to mean the ability to stay in character despite anything that might happen , including horrific injuries that should lay someone out for months.
She went on to finish the match holding her head in place with her hands. She would also incur a number of other painful injuries broken ribs and smashed knee, to name a few where she would either wrestle through the pain or the match would be stopped by the promotion itself. Mick Foley made a career out of this sort of thing.
Highlights include a broken nose and dislocated jaw, another broken nose, a severe concussion, and losing a chunk of his right ear during a house show in Munich to the inordinately tight ring ropes. During his Hell in the Cell match with The Undertaker , he suffered:
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