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The Onion "newspaper"'s 27 November euphemisms for menstruation. Chart borrowed from the Onion; I'll return it when done. Some are real, some probably bogus - those incurable joksters! Read The Onion, a humor site.
I had my first period at ten. I'm fifty now; do the math. At this point, the euphemisms have their own euphemisms. Both friends and family were well-read and fond of puns and word play. I also went to an all-girl school for three years. Our ability to share freely was equaled by our fear of talking about the subject in front of males.
I'll try not to repeat what is already on the site It's marvelous, by the way! My mom used to buy the super pads. We asked her to buy the Detroit or local daily instead. We would describe the flow by what section we needed.
Business section meant ordinary, funnies meant an unusual period, and Parade a very small section meant a panty liner. Tampons became the special advertising insert. This led to headlines for the section; most of these were references to other terms you have already included. Ragtime music got a similar treatment in that it started out as just that phrase but became more varied and less direct. Mom knew more of the musicians and writers, so we just guessed when she mentioned someone new. I still think of Modess and Midol sometimes when Scott Joplin's name comes up in conversation.
The Canadian flag is white with a large red maple leaf. Washing machines have cycles, so there is a set of descriptions involving rinse and spin. This leads to agitation settings.
Songs you could sing or hum were good for code: Offensive to our Jewish friends. No Jews allowed well, some Jewish guys still did. Won't be having the Rabbi over for dinner tonight. Not Kosher for Passover Also draws in the image of lamb's blood on the door frames. Because there would be no need for a rabbit test: Another rabbit's life is spared! Peter Rabbit is hopping. Br'er Rabbit's is laughing again. Hopping down the bunny trail. Here come Flopsy and Mopsy.
It's not Easter but the rabbit's celebrating anyway. Don't need to rewrite the will this week. Came dangerously close to the gene pool but am currently toweling off.
The pediatricians are getting worried about losing future customers, so Dr. Blank is busy drawing Binky, learning more about the dynamic opportunities in the heating and cooling industry, taking in a boarder, etc. Different brands' slogans, commercial copy, pseudotext from instructional pamphlets, etc: Because an egg did not become fertilized and implant itself, I am experiencing a normal shedding of the uterine lining.
She's not colorfast this week. Once at the beach, my friend's 'friend' came early and caught her unprepared. She didn't have her own car with her to go to the store. I showed her where we kept the stash and told her to use what she needed. The next day we went out on the lake in small, inflatable rafts. She had a brand-new red hooded sweatshirt tied around her waist.
As we were getting into the raft, she leaned over and dipped part of the shirt into the lake. The dye from the material ran bright red against the yellow raft. In an offended hostess voice, I reminded her that, as a guest, she was welcome to use whatever she needed. We were still trying to push off from the beach while both curled up in the fetal position laughing. That made our butts drag on the sand so we had even less chance of getting the raft launched.
Waves came over the side and the raft filled higher and higher with reddish pink water. The guys paddled back to help us and see what we were laughing about. I think they figured it out. Any conversation including the words light, regular, and super means you need a tampon.
At some offices, the employer thoughtfully provides a free supply. Thus, women refer to 'certain paper products only available in the ladies room. She made a noise that I recognized and I asked her if she needed me to hand her something. Through the crack in the door she saw me reach for a tampon, and said, 'No, the little square box. Synchronizing up was common in the dorm so PMS hit the floor like a tornado sometimes.
It coincided with midterms once, and a floor mate dismissed a loud fight between two roommates as, 'They'll be friends again by next week. They're fighting over the heating pad. Disposal issues fall under the term girl garbage. As in, 'Where do you put your girl garbage? I have special girl stuff to do. This means 'No, I can't wait until the next rest stop. I'm missing only wearing one sock. She's wearing white socks. How can you tell if she's having her period?
She's only wearing one sock. What kills Whatever women? The Egyptian Flu makes you a mummy. I don't remember calling it the Egyptian Flow but that makes sense now. We did add Walk Like an Egyptian to the song list, though. You think your typewriter's pregnant because it skipped a period. I was surprised that more terms involving mouse mattresses were not listed. Keeping the mouse up nights, making the mouse sleep on the floor or the couch, being a mouseketeer, Mickey Mouse gestures, etc.
Heavy periods meant evacuating all of the mice due to extreme flooding, of course. As for the communists invading the summer house, we called it the red army and it invaded the southlands. Strings attached was common in Michigan in the '70s as was ram a tam by non-sorority women. I was hospitalized in England and they referred to the pads by the brand name Dr Whites. I was raised during a time when cramps meant you were unhappy with your gender or maybe a lesbian.
My mother didn't tell me about cramps because she didn't want to put ideas into my head. I was even more upset to find that these symptoms were going to accompany each and every period. I'd need a heating pad, supply of hot tea, and a barf bucket for two or three days every month - for decades to come! I remember sitting down with a calendar and trying to imagine how many life events were going to be ruined from that moment on. Some of them would catch me alone and whisper things about aspirin and whiskey, but most would smile that every 28 days like clockwork smile.
I knew they weren't going to help the women's rights movement any. I think that women who have never had uncomfortable experiences with menstruation have less reason to create humor around the subject. They miss out on a certain bond we fellow sufferers have.
Perhaps it is the other way around now, and women who don't get PMS or cramps feel less womanly. It would be nice if we could just be ourselves, just be the women we are playing the hands we were dealt instead of being judgmental towards each other.
Yes, these have all been uttered at some point. Most were short-lived until I typed them. The average length in use for the less popular was three to days. It did take quite a while to search my organic database for these terms. I had started a list when I discovered your site a few years back but I lost or deleted it.
Every once in a while, I'd remember another one and add it to this new document.
Hopping down the bunny trail. Here come Flopsy and Mopsy. It's not Easter but the rabbit's celebrating anyway. Don't need to rewrite the will this week. Came dangerously close to the gene pool but am currently toweling off. The pediatricians are getting worried about losing future customers, so Dr. Blank is busy drawing Binky, learning more about the dynamic opportunities in the heating and cooling industry, taking in a boarder, etc. Different brands' slogans, commercial copy, pseudotext from instructional pamphlets, etc: Because an egg did not become fertilized and implant itself, I am experiencing a normal shedding of the uterine lining.
She's not colorfast this week. Once at the beach, my friend's 'friend' came early and caught her unprepared. She didn't have her own car with her to go to the store. I showed her where we kept the stash and told her to use what she needed. The next day we went out on the lake in small, inflatable rafts. She had a brand-new red hooded sweatshirt tied around her waist.
As we were getting into the raft, she leaned over and dipped part of the shirt into the lake. The dye from the material ran bright red against the yellow raft. In an offended hostess voice, I reminded her that, as a guest, she was welcome to use whatever she needed. We were still trying to push off from the beach while both curled up in the fetal position laughing.
That made our butts drag on the sand so we had even less chance of getting the raft launched. Waves came over the side and the raft filled higher and higher with reddish pink water. The guys paddled back to help us and see what we were laughing about. I think they figured it out. Any conversation including the words light, regular, and super means you need a tampon. At some offices, the employer thoughtfully provides a free supply. Thus, women refer to 'certain paper products only available in the ladies room.
She made a noise that I recognized and I asked her if she needed me to hand her something. Through the crack in the door she saw me reach for a tampon, and said, 'No, the little square box. Synchronizing up was common in the dorm so PMS hit the floor like a tornado sometimes. It coincided with midterms once, and a floor mate dismissed a loud fight between two roommates as, 'They'll be friends again by next week. They're fighting over the heating pad. Disposal issues fall under the term girl garbage.
As in, 'Where do you put your girl garbage? I have special girl stuff to do. This means 'No, I can't wait until the next rest stop. I'm missing only wearing one sock. She's wearing white socks. How can you tell if she's having her period?
She's only wearing one sock. What kills Whatever women? The Egyptian Flu makes you a mummy. I don't remember calling it the Egyptian Flow but that makes sense now. We did add Walk Like an Egyptian to the song list, though. You think your typewriter's pregnant because it skipped a period. I was surprised that more terms involving mouse mattresses were not listed.
Keeping the mouse up nights, making the mouse sleep on the floor or the couch, being a mouseketeer, Mickey Mouse gestures, etc. Heavy periods meant evacuating all of the mice due to extreme flooding, of course. As for the communists invading the summer house, we called it the red army and it invaded the southlands. Strings attached was common in Michigan in the '70s as was ram a tam by non-sorority women.
I was hospitalized in England and they referred to the pads by the brand name Dr Whites. I was raised during a time when cramps meant you were unhappy with your gender or maybe a lesbian. My mother didn't tell me about cramps because she didn't want to put ideas into my head.
I was even more upset to find that these symptoms were going to accompany each and every period. I'd need a heating pad, supply of hot tea, and a barf bucket for two or three days every month - for decades to come!
I remember sitting down with a calendar and trying to imagine how many life events were going to be ruined from that moment on.
Some of them would catch me alone and whisper things about aspirin and whiskey, but most would smile that every 28 days like clockwork smile.
I knew they weren't going to help the women's rights movement any. I think that women who have never had uncomfortable experiences with menstruation have less reason to create humor around the subject. They miss out on a certain bond we fellow sufferers have.
Perhaps it is the other way around now, and women who don't get PMS or cramps feel less womanly. It would be nice if we could just be ourselves, just be the women we are playing the hands we were dealt instead of being judgmental towards each other. Yes, these have all been uttered at some point.
Most were short-lived until I typed them. The average length in use for the less popular was three to days. It did take quite a while to search my organic database for these terms. I had started a list when I discovered your site a few years back but I lost or deleted it. Every once in a while, I'd remember another one and add it to this new document.
In re-reviewing the list, I noticed that you might want to include that the Canadian flag's center portion is white with red. The flag also has red at each side. And, yes, indeed, my family members are a sharp-tongued breed. My mother was an English teacher; my father sent our first puns to a cartoonist who illustrated them and published them in a panel next to the Family Circus.
Friends at the girls school would spend days conversing only in song lyrics. On weekend trips to the cottage, we'd often pick a theme and do jokes on it from Friday night until Sunday afternoon. Please do not ask about the deck hand with the chip on his shoulder and his Old Maid Ante with her face flushed from drinking gin!
College was another time for song parodies and repetitive jokes. I have had deliberately bad poetry published. It was only normal that this bodily function become fodder for wordplay. If you would like them, I would be happy to mail them to you with the semi-amusing instructions for making them.
They may not fit into an ordinary PO box as they are made of four fully re-inflated pads. As for my opinion on why you started this project, there is often just one reason a straight man does anything: Kibalti I got "My grandmother used to simply call the period ' Stalin.
My mom says it's obviously because Stalin was red. I think it's obviously because he was nasty. Another expression used back in my mother's day was ' mehurbenet ,' which means ' shitty ,' as in ' I'm shitty today.
Another very common expression is just to say ' kibalti ,' which means ' I got ,' short for ' kibalti veset ' or ' kibalti mahzor ,' without saying the dreaded words directly. These expressions are from Israel. And they are used by women well, men would use the two official words, but only if they are at gun point: The only two expressions in Japanese for menstruation [but see a Japanese translator's many contributions, below] that I could find contain the interesting Kei, which might be just a phonetic and not reflect the component characters' meanings, as happens often in what someone called the most unnecessarily difficult language today.
But the character circled in red means "thread," and might relate to "rule," a word appearing in other languages see the entries for French, German and Spanish on this page. But that seems far-fetched. The familiar "moon" appears, as it does in the word "menstruation" in the form of "month," "menstruation" being a widely used word in the West. See these characters used at the bottom of this page. Strangely enough, the character for blood is missing in these expressions - but it's missing in the European word "menstruation.
Isn't it odd that blood is missing from the most common expression in English and in Japanese? What is standard seems to be a euphemism.
Germans do say Monatsblutung, but just catch someone in an Anglo-Saxon country, and probably Japan, saying "monthly bleeding" in public!
The only way I can interpret "ice person" is as an "ice breaker," but Japanese being what it is, it is undoubtedly something else. A Japanese translator explains the expression, below. I'm glad you can use the Japanese contribution on the MUM site! It's a great resource, and I'm happy to be able to add to it.
It seems to have been sponsored by Kao, a company that manufactures the Laurier brand of sanitary pads among many other products. I'd be happy to provide more info if you'd like to include it. The entire survey, of which this is only a tiny part, is actually quite interesting.
It reveals how Japanese women feel about their 'gekkei' this term is used as the neutral, technical term throughout the survey , what their main physical complaints are, and so on.
Maybe if there's a Japanese MUM in your future? As for the kanji [Japanese character] for 'go-between', well, I certainly can agree that 'under-moon ice person' doesn't sound like a traditional go-between to me! Apparently it's a mix of 'under-moon old person' and 'ice person', both of which denote 'go-between' and have their origins in China.
On his way to the palace, a traveler came across an old man sitting beside a bag, reading a book in the moonlight. There was a red cord in the bag, and the traveler asked the old man what it was.
The old man replied that it bound two fates together by tying together the feet of a man and a woman who were to become husband and wife. He then proceeded to tell the traveler who he would marry. Fourteen years later, he married the same woman the old man had said he would. A fellow dreamed he was standing on ice and speaking with a person below it. He consulted a fortune-teller who told him that, because he was speaking from a yang place above the ice to someone in a yin place below the ice , it foretold that he would become a matchmaker.
Indeed, soon after he was called to be the go-between for his master's son. So that explains things, in a way. I love researching the origins of words and expressions in just about any language. Now we've both learned something--and I know as soon as I dip back into the MUM site, I'll be learning things left and right.
Thanks again for all the hard work you put into that terrific site! The modern Japanese character, or kanji, AN, which means "restful, ease, or cheap. The ancient Chinese forerunner showing a woman sitting on menstrual cloth? The jagged left side of the kanji normally designates dog , believe it or not, but here is the simplification of a character meaning clawed beast.
The two-part right-side character means a seedling or offspring , but is used here just for its sound, a very common practice in Japanese. That sound is MYOO - or meow.
So a cat is the clawed beast that meows! MYOO comes from Chinese and is used in some Japanese compound words, but Japanese kids first learn their native word for cat, neko. The word for "Japanese style" is wafu. Let me head off critics by saying yes, Japanese adjectives precede nouns, but that won't work here.
Hey, I've got a cat named Prof. More about cats here. Strangely enough, Japanese children learn the character for "dog" at left, different from the one usually used in compound characters, above in the first grade but are not required to know the one for "cat" until after the sixth grade. That must have cultural meaning, maybe that cats meant little in Japanese and Chinese society. My father ate in a Taiwan restaurant that cooked puppies; kittens were not on the menu.
Pop did not partake. The modern symbol meaning "dog" is very simple and direct, unlike the "clawed beast that meows" for "cat," which lends credence to my hunch that dogs - as meals? I'm not a vegan for nothing. I'm always interested to know what different cultures call cats and why. Chaupadi The custom of banning women to menstrual huts during menstruation. See 19 photos about this in one of Germany's best newspapers.
See also Would you stop menstruating if you could? I've learnt from a colleague from Sicily her belief that if a man makes love to a woman having her period, he is 'bewitched' and will be unable to leave her, ever. I've heard also from a friend from Basilicata, another region of Southern Italy, that there, menstrual blood was considered to have magical power and was used to make love filters. Enter your search terms Submit search form. AF "As I pointed someone to your site to read about all different names for menstruation because she asked what AF stands for, I guess it belongs in your list of words for menstruation.
It is the abbreviation for Aunt Flo that some women use on Internet," writes a Dutch frequent contributor to this site. March A friend comes to visit read about a film with this title Are you in need?
April A little ketchup with my steak "I had a boyfriend who lustily referred to it as 'a little ketchup with my steak. Thought you might like a little extra positive terminology for your wonderful site. She entitles her e-mail containing this information "That thing, that thing. First off, great site! I don't know if you're still collecting data, but I figured I'd email you in case you were. When I was a pre-teen and teen, my dad referred to tampons as 'photons,' which led to us calling pads and tampons in general 'ammunition.
Have a great week! They have both been created by me, but are related to historical circumstances: The Battle of Antietam during the Civil War is often considered the most costly single-day battle in terms of life loss on American soil. Whenever I refer to that time as 'Antietam' and somebody raises an eyebrow in confusion, I get that look on and say 'bloodiest battle of the war. This euphemism arises from when I was studying Greek medical thought in regards to female anatomy. Plato is quoted as remarking: A diagram of these thoughts that I once saw looked like a badger, and I am also unfortunate to get very bad cramps, so sometimes I say that the badger is very angry.
I'm sure a million more things could be said as to why there are so many ways we avoid the issue of a bleeding woman behind so many word screens, but thank you for collecting them. July At war "I'm a college student and my roommate always uses the term 'at war' when she's on her period.
All of the girls on my hall now use the term," writes the contributor. In September , a male wrote the following: I woke up one morning covered in blood like a war like a warning that I live in a breakable takeable body I don't recall the title and am not near my CD collection at the moment, but if you'd like the reference, just e-mail me back here and I'll look it up.
At 43 years old, my periods have always been irregular, so it is always a surprise when Aunt Fannie comes to visit again, usually after days. Of course, Aunt Flow had to come along. It was a nicer way of saying it. Instead of "I got pms," plus the boys didn't know what the heck we were talkin about! We call pads or tampons ' welcome mats. Oh, I'm from the U. I loved that and use it all the time! It's quite funny and has a few more euphemisms in it I'd highly recommend it. Also I called it 'inauguration' for a while when I first began my courses, because my friends joked that I'd finally been inaugurated into womanhood.
And my husband just calls it 'icky'". She later wrote, "I'm actually from Missouri. The term 'courses' just seems a little more genteel than 'period' or 'menstruation'; a bit more Admittedly, it is a seldom used term, however, a lot of genteel-sounding language is not really used these days.
We always used to laugh at her name and say it sounded like a period. Now it's my family's favorite way to refer to it. I have a great aunt named Sally, who always meant well, but was constantly messing things up. I think that it's a very appropriate name for such a time. By the way, I'm 13 years old," reads the e-mail. My brother came up with it. I am in my early 30's and as a teen we called it raggin'.
April See also a comment under Period. Contributed again in March And we need 'Band-Aids' when it gets here. My girlfriend calls it her 'visitor' or 'being visited,' but you already have that one.
None of the guys have been able to identify what we are talking about, so I guess it is a pretty good nickname for our monthly 'friend. I only started a year ago, so don't worry when you are 12 and you haven't started! So what if all your friends started.
You can go swimming without fretting! It's not that big a deal. I don't remember when exactly it was set, but the terms 'lady days' and 'being a lady' were used, and now I use those terms for my own unpublished writing which takes place mid-century. March Being drafted see I'm gifted Being female see Drainage Being girly see Driving in a red car Being touched by the Goddess see Moon's blood Being unwell the contributor e-mailed September , "When I was a teenager in Queens, New York, in the s, we sometimes referred to having a period menstruating as "being unwell.
December [The] big red monster is in town "I'm a year-old female from northeast Ohio and I'm writing to tell you what some of the terms I use are. Whenever I'm on my period, my fiance always says "The big red monster is in town" and whenever he tries to initiate sex during that time I tell him 'I'm closed for the holidays ' referring to a time when he tried to initiate on a holiday.
We were living in Phoenix, Arizona, at the time; I've since seen a few people pick it up via Internet. My husband, born in Mexico, refers to tampons as 'vampiritos' literally, little vampires, because they suck blood. We both also refer to 'black towel time' because we toss one on the bed to protect the sheets if we want to play.
Great site," writes the contributor. I'm 39, white and in Doylestown, Pennsylvania. December Bleeding like a stuck pig see B. Bleeding the lining of my uterus through my sexual organs. Plus, it sounds like a great justification for copious consumption of chocolate and general grumpiness; after all, it's graphic enough to sound like an injury. I use this expression in the Pacific Northwest of the U.
For cramps, I say ' My uterus hurts. It is particularily effective in clearing a room of men if announced loudly upon entering.
For those less-euphemistic among us. The new and rather more graphic description is bloodcannon. My partner-in-crime objects to this on the philosophical principle that a simple and factual description of things which happen may not be in good taste his example here is "explosive diarrhea" and that no, the hashtag does not make it better. I register his complaint, but after passing golf ball sized blood clots at speed, bloodcannon is still completely accurate. The string on the tampon reminds me of a fuse, and blowing reminds me of a blow-out on a car with all the air leaked out.
We use that term now to refer to the entire period, even if there's no sex involved! July Bullets "I used to call tampons 'bullets' because that's what the non-applicator ones look likewhen they are still wrapped up.
So this evolved to saying "I've been shot" when I had my period. I've since stopped using disposable products and using euphemisms in favor of just stating it plainly. I also view menstruation as a positive thing now. By the way, your Web site is wonderful. Thanks for having it. I loved the list of words and expressions for menstruation - 'BUS' is my favourite and I have decided to appropriate it for myself with a variation: As a youngster I used to say, 'I am on,' now I say period or bleeding.
I have BUD from now on. I have often wondered how to describe tampons and pads - I strongly dislike that they are called 'sanitary protection' - like we all need protection from the unsanitary i.
One of the things that really amuses me and my partner is 'panty liners' - we thought that they should be called something like 'blood-catching knicker liners' but that's a bit long. I don't much like 'the rag' - I prefer something that says it exactly how it is. As far as I know it originated from my dirty pervert of a friend who inquired about a girl who took her purse to the bathroom with her.
He asked, 'Why do you need your purse? Do you have BV or something? For instance, the Lakota tribe would not permit a menstrual woman anywhere near warriors or healers. They believed that menstrual blood was so powerful that just the presence of such power would weaken the strength of warriors and interfere with a healer's ability to heal.
The menstrual blood serves to purify, to cleanse, renew, and it prepares the woman for higher spiritual accomplishments. There they celebrated the power of their menstrual blood. SO, at the height of my power, through the ebb and flow of life, giving and life-sustaining blood that flows through me, I isolate myself from the mundane petty distractions and instead focus inward.
Indeed I do feel more creative, more artistic, more insightful, and with each monthly cycle I become more in tune with my connection to nature, thus accumulating a greater store of spiritual energy. Instead I prefer to view the process in a more positive, healthy attitude: There are also native tribes that would return the sacred life-giving blood back to the earth.
I add here to any who are asking, What? NO, NOT sick at all. Fill the remainder of the jar with water then use the solution to water your plants. Be sure to use plain water on other plants for comparing the difference.
Whenever asked how I keep my plants so strong and healthy, even in the dead of winter when the house is so dry, I just say,"It's a secret. Hope I haven't grossed you out. Does that answer the query for you? Need to re-educate, re-evaluate what so many have come to see as a negative, gross, dirty monthly process for women. Have a great day! Can't go swimming a Carrie "Refers to a late bloomer. After Steven King's novel ," writes the contributor. I thought you might be interested in what my friends and I call our 'times of the month.
Certain days used in at least one puberty booklet " Sally and Mary and Kate wondered. My friend and I used to call or periods 'Charlie. The Kotex machine [see examples of dispensers ] in our school bathroom was the source of much embarrassment. Peanuts cartoons were very popular in 's - Jennifer. Now if I send my husband to the store for cheese sticks, he knows what I mean," writes the contributor.
September Cherry drink see Moon's blood Cherry topping see Cotton candy Chocolate time "That's what my friend said her grandmother [probably in her seventies or eighties now] always calls it. Needless to say, periods or their accompanying issues and accoutrement were not comfortable topics of discussion. Not long after I moved in with him, we were at some fancy function, probably a bar mitzvah, and I was wearing some kind of clothing that didn't have pockets deep enough to hide a tampon I still refuse to use a purse, so that option was out of the question.
My father kept them for me, and when I needed one, he came up with the phrase, 'Do you need a cigar? July [The] circus is closed, the monkey has a nosebleed see The monkey has a nosebleed Closed for business the contributor writes, "When I was in high school I used to say that the 'Red Moon is rising. May Closed for maintenance "I have often over the years used the term 'closed for maintenance,' which I don't think I saw; I can't believe that I am the only one in the world to have used it, even though I came up with it on my own," says the contributor November My husband and I call my period ' sluicing.
I'm 47 years into this world and I think your site is a real hoot and informative too. I found it on a link at 'Free will astrology. I couldn't imagine what she was talking about but after a little hushed banter back and forth between us I figured it out. I told her yes and she promptly made it clear in no uncertain terms that I was to 'watch out for the boys' from now on [good advice!
Describes a submissive who is more interested in their own gratification than that of a Dominants desires. Term used to describe a relationship that is one of power exchange only. Describes a person who possesses dominating qualities and enjoys having control. Term used to describe the control imposed on a submissive. Anonymous, public sex between strangers, usually taking place in cars or outdoors and in the presence of voyeurs. Slang for sexual intercourse where the male penetrates the female from behind.
Just like the way in which a dog mounts a bitch. A type of lover who enjoys feeling victory in seduction more than the sensual pleasure. A double ended dildo where either end can be used or both ends can be used at the same by two different women. Where two males both penetrate the female at the same time, one in the vagina and one in the anus or both in the vagina at the same time. Slang term for female masturbation. When a woman has an orgasm, referring to the rhythmic throbbing of the clitoris.
The act of rubbing pelvises with a female while fully clothed. The practice might result in an actual orgasm. Pseudo sex, rubbing up against your partner or simulating sex while still fully clothed. A vibrator specifically designed to stimulat the vagina and the clitoris, ie: They also make sure the proper steps are taken if a safeword is called out during a play party.
A woman who will enter a sexual relationship without much persuasion. A subjective term for types of sexual play that are considered to be pushing on the edge of the traditional S. C safe, sane and consensual creed. Care should be taken when participating or thinking about participating in edge play because of the emotional and psychological barriers this kind of play entails. Cumming, when a male blows his load, cums, reaches orgasm and erupts semen.
Activity involving the use of electrical devices for stimulation. A form of Electric play. There are many electrical toys used in any electric play, but the most popular toys used are the violet wand and tens unit. Term for the confinement of the male genitals, usually in a ball, sack or similar item, solely for the purpose of denying any stimulation.
Hormones produced by the body within the brain and nervous system that help in dealing with pain. An endorphin release brings on a feeling of pleasure and many participants in SM play experience this sensation especially if the play is intense.
Lack of blood flow to the penis causing the inability to achieve or maintain an erection. This condition can usually be medically treated. Any device used to stimulate the penis to make the penis harder or to prolong the erection.
Usually a rubber ring or leather strap worn around the base of the penis to restrict the blood flow to make an erection endure longer or to delay an orgasm. An area of the body with is sensitive to stimulation that when touched gives pleasure or sexual urges. Dreams which are erotic in nature often making the subject already aroused when awakening.
Very similar to SM, but seems to be more socially acceptable as it is more vanilla. When movement is restricted during erotic play, could be tying someone to the bed with a belt, ropes, scarves or other forms of restraint. A mild and more tasteful form of pornography, not hardcore, more suggestive in nature rather than hardcore. A male or female who can be hired for a dinner date, movie date etc. Many escorts also provide extra services for clients of a sexual nature.
A sex orgy or circus, usually a semi-private affair that one must pay to see. A person that likes to flash or take their clothes off in public places where people can easily see them.
Term for a heterosexual woman who focuses most of her attention on homosexual men. Derogatory slang term for a gay male. Abbreviation for Fuck Buddy. No strings attached sexual playmate. Someone who licks or sucks recently deposited semen from a rectum or vagina. The art of sucking cock, giving head, sucking the penis. Oral sex performed on the penis. Term for a lesbian or bisexual woman who takes a traditionally feminine sexual role.
Another term for a Dominant female, femdom, usually a lesbian or bisexual. Term for humiliation, or a reward depending on the submissive, by dressing the submissive in womens clothing, requiring a complete female persona to be assumed. A form of sexual desire where an abnormal degree of gratification is linked to something that would not normally be considered sexual.
Sexually orientated fantasy clothing usually made of materials such as rubber, latex or leather etc. A chain or manacle or something similar used to restrain a person, usually placed around the ankle. Breasts which cause disappointment when exposed because they look bigger or or more shapely when covered up.
An act where using fire on the body is involved. Fire play is safe and painless if done correctly. Slang term for vagina. To insert the fist into the rectum or vagina of another as a means of sexual stimulation.
Inserted the fist into the rectum or vagina of another as a means of sexual stimulation. Term for the use of an item worn to indicate a persons preference in role play and activities.
Items worn on the left show the person is Dominant and right shows the person is submissive or bottom. Not a welcomed practice. Term for turning the tables on a Top in a scene. A whip made out of leather. This multi-tailed whip is made up of long flat strips and produces a heavy thud leaving nice sized welts. Usually a female that performs oral sex on males at a gang bang to keep them hard and ready for action while they are waiting, could also be a male.
A man who copulates without removing his trousers through the fly zipper of his pants. A sexual act involving food. It often refers to sitophilia, a form of sexual fetishism where participants are aroused by erotic situations involving food. To engage in sexual foreplay with no serious intent of intercourse.
Someone who derives sexually enjoyment from feet, socks, shoes etc. Playing footsie, rubbing your feet against someone as part of a flirtatious sexual game. The kind of game you can play under a table in a restaurant etc. The prelude to full blown sex, erotically touching, licking, kissing etc. Sex between people who are not married, a bible term for unmarried sex. To perform oral sex on. To give a French kiss to.
Sometimes used to denote bad language, ie: Kissing with tongue contact as opposed to using your lips only or a peck on the cheek. The thin strip of skin on the underside of the penis that connects the shaft to the head.
Sexual intercourse position where the female crouches above the male, and moves up and down. Rubbing up against someone sexually or groping through their clothes without undressing them. A form of dressed foreplay. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
Grafenberg Spot, an area of the upper wall of the vagina that causes great pleasure when touched. Slang for many men having sex with one woman simultaneously, or in rapid succession. Suspenders, suspender belt to hold up stockings, an item of female lingerie. Cross dressing can help with this condition, others choose gender reassessment.
Act where one or both people involved assume the persona of their opposite gender. Term for the male or female sexual organs, ie: A man who profits from his association with women. This type is usually very good looking and has plenty of sex appeal. Ginger Beer rhymes with queer. Used as disparaging term for a homosexual male. A small hole in the dividing wall between two public toilet cubicles; used for voyeurism and sexual encounters by homosexual men.
Term used to describe the worship of angelic, feminine images and women as Goddesses. Term for a submissives mind-space while preparing for, or during, an activity or scene. Pee play, urinating on each other for sexual pleasure. Urinating into a woman during sexual intercourse. A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria that affects the mucous membrane chiefly of the genital and urinary tracts and is characterized by an acute purulent discharge and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no symptoms.
Slipping a finger between someones buttocks, ie: I goosed her as she bent over. Term to describe a Victorian style Dominatrix when taking on a parental role with a submissive. Three or more persons who practice masturbation on each other or themselves in a group party. A physician specializing in the care and treatment of the female genitalia and reproductive tract. Slang term for male masturbation or the effects of, also known as Hairy Palms.
A list that specifies what hanky color signifies which activity. It is an extensive list and varies depending on which faction of the community it was written for.
Allowing your parter to have sexual intercourse with another person while not in your presence. A device attached to the body to assist in suspension or to wear to show submission. It is also an object to hold a dildo in place. Used to describe a person into giving or receiving extreme pain. Also used to describe extreme play. The pursuit of or devotion to pleasure, particularly pleasure of the senses or pure sexual pleasure or sheer ecstasy.
A person who is born with both male and female genitals although one set is almost always incompletely developed. Term used to describe the high heel training of a submissive or to describe feminization. To have sex with a person and leave before they wake up to avoid potential embarrassment. Strong sexual attraction or desire. Used with the, ie: Term for a bottom who resides with a Dominant with the task of caring for the Dominants home, guests and general household errands.
How this is achieved varies from person to person and care must be taken to ensure no psychological limits are crossed. Term for the use of bondage to restrict a submissives movement. Incapable of intercourse as associated with the male who is incapable of achieving an erection due to age, stress, physical or psychological problems.
Term used when preparing for participation in a scene or activity by adopting a Dominant or submissive mindset. Sex with someone who is blood related, brother, sister, mother, father etc. The Sexual joining together of two partners in the act of copulation. Decorative rope bondage which involves tying up the submissive or bottom using simple yet visually intricate patterns, usually with several pieces of thin rope, often jute, hemp or linen.
A very soft rubbery compound used to make sex toys, normally see through or semi transparent. A book depicting many different positions in which two people can have sex. Term used for a submissive who intentionally looks for potentially dangerous Dominants or participates in dangerous activities. A person who drives slowly to view street prostitutes, with the intention of procuring their services.
Showing or appealing to bizarre or deviant tastes, especially of a sexual or erotic nature. To stimulate a woman with four fingers at once, using a swift forward thrusting, karate chop type motion. The need to steal to become sexually aroused. Could lead to being imprisoned. Activity that involves the use of a knife for sexual stimulation. Most involve the light scratching of the blade across the skin and sometimes to achieve a sense of fear in the submissive.
Term used to describe the act of temporarily and in some cases permanently piercing with the intent to connect together with a small chain or similar item. A man made rubber type compound used for making condoms, sex toys clothes and other items. To have sexual intercourse with.
I want to lay you. A material made from the skin of an animal by tanning or a similar process. A euphemism for SM and used in articles of clothing. An individuals personal boundaries. There are two types of limits: A persons limits should always be respected. The fleshy folds which form the opening of the mouth on the human face and are secondary erogenous zone 2.
The labia majora and labia minora of the female vulva. Underage girl who has sex with older men. Should be avoided at all costs. Term used when a scrotum has been stretched so much it causes the testicles to hang. A wet compound to keep the genitals wet during sex to prevent soreness and drying out.
Term used to describe the action of lying about a person to the community in order to make them seem like an unsafe person to interact with. This action his highly frowned upon and can consequently have a person expelled from SM organizations.
The breasts, which are capable of producing and secreting milk. Intercourse performed by penile contact with the breasts of the lover partner, titty fuck. Term for ankle and wrist restraints. Usually made from metal and joined by a chain. Marks left on the skin during a scene or activity from welts, bruises etc.
The practice of arriving at orgasm through manual manipulation or other frictional contact with the genitalia without copulation. To have sexual intercourse with, I want to give her a meat injection. The change of life in women during which menstruation ceases and other mental and physical changes may occur. A periodic vaginal flow of bloody mass and liquid occurring about once a month and lasting days which carries out with it the unfertilized ovum from the uterus.
It is immediately after the period that the female is normally the most receptive to sexual activity. The traditional sexual practice of the woman lying on her back while the man penetrates her from above. Requiring, committed to just one partner. You wont find many monogamous swingers.
A hormone based contraceptive pill which must be taken within 72 hours of sexual intercourse by a female to prevent pregnancy if they had unprotected sex and can conceive children. Slang term for the vagina. A series of several successive orgasms experienced by many females during a single act of coitus. An occurrence when two different people both reach orgasm at the exact same time. Two or more people masturbating together or masturbating one another.
Term used to describe a submissives neck snapping back involuntarily after they have been struck forcefully on the back or buttocks. This action can cause damage so care must be taken when participating in activities that can cause a neck snap. The practice of having sex with dead people or being aroused at the thought of having sex with a dead person.
Conversation between a Dominant and submissive where details such as rules, limits, punishments etc are outlined and agreed upon before participating in a scene or entering into a relationship. Nipping downstairs in the middle of the night for a quick wank by fridge light. The small projection near the center of the mammary gland containing the outlets of the milk ducts through which young mammals obtain milk from the adult female; a teat.
The use of clamps, whips, needles and other devices to painfully stimulate the nipples. Any kind of sex other than for bearing children, recreational sex, sex just for the fun of it. A person just beginning to learn about and explore SM. Often treated with special kindness and attention by the more experienced members of the community.
Slang for a woman who desires frequent sex or sex with many different partners. Put one of these down on my Christmas list. Wanker, or someone typing one handed because they are masturbating and typing to someone at the same time while having cybersex etc. The count used to let all parties involved in a scene know the intensity of the activity about to take place.
A pill, typically containing estrogen or progesterone that inhibits ovulation and thereby prevents conception. Also called the birth control pill. Sexual intercourse where the mouth of one sex partner is used in connection with the genitalia of the other to produce orgasm.
The reproductive glands in the female located within the pelvic cavity near the uterus, which produce the ovum or egg, which is fertilized by the male sperm during impregnation. When the submissive is placed over the Dominants knee for a spanking.
This can be extremely erotic. The female egg of reproduction, which is fertilized by the male semen during copulation. Term used to describe wearing a dildo or similar object to simulate male genitals. This can be assisted with button pants or a harness. A person who enjoys receiving a heavy degree of pain but may or may not necessarily enjoy submitting. Safety device used in bondage play to lengthen two ropes or chains to allow quick release. Someone that derives sexual pleasure from sniffing soiled panties.
Device that is cone shaped to prevent damage when suspending weight from the testicles. To park in a car at a secluded spot for the purpose of necking or actual intercourse.
A voyeur, someone who spies on people taking a shower, in the bathroom, while they are getting dresses, undressed etc. The primary sex organ of the male. The shaft like projection from the pit of the pelvis which is used in sexual intercourse.
Generally a soft muscle when relaxed, the penis hardens during sexual stimulation as the blood rushes to the organ causing it to become erect. Cock Ring, a rubber ring or leather strap which sits around the base of the penis to restrict blood flow to make an erection last longer or delay an orgasm. The area of skin between the anus and the testicles or between the anus and the vagina.
A condition or sexual pathology in a person whereby stimuli and satisfaction are obtained only by abnormal means rather than usual sexual satisfaction during intercourse. Deviates from the norm, crosses the line of accepted sexual behavior. Another term for foreplay, fondling, physical sexual stimulation of the genitals. Chemical attractant to attract members of the opposite sex.
Can be bought in sprays etc but dubious as to whether it really produces viable results or not. Talking dirty, play acting or role playing over the telephone or the act of mutually masturbating while talking touch and tell. A procurer or one who seeks out customers for one or more prostitutes who pay him a percentage.
Slang term for the vagina, also potting the pink and likening it to the game of snooker. A fetishistic and perverted sex act in which the armpit of the partner in the passive role is used as an object of intercourse for the penis or tongue. Slang term for a sex toy such as a vibrator or a dildo etc. Can also be a blow up doll. A stage of sexual excitement just before orgasm where you reach the peak, almost like the calm before the storm.
Usually meaning vibrator or dildo but sometimes referring to the penis. The bladder, the penis, the vagina. Slang term for male masturbation, usually fondling the penis with hand in pocket. The practice of women having more than one husband or lover at the same time.
They are told to prance or behave like a pony. Sexual intercourse with a woman. Sometimes used as a disparaging term for a woman. Amyl or butyl nitrate. A medicinal heart stimulant taken recreationally by smelling its vapours for its pleasurable rush and also its orgasm enhancing qualities. Refers to the many different positions in which two people can have sex.
Referring to toilet sex, pee play, scat etc. Slang term for the clear fluid that comes from the penis before ejaculation. Accidental ejaculation during love play prior to intercourse. The foreskin which covers the glans penis and is usually removed in infancy by circumcision. An erection that endures due to dysfunctional blood flow into the corpus cavernosa. Slang for someone who intentionally sexually arouses a male but does not follow through with sexual activity.
A rubber sheath contraceptive worn over the penis during copulation to prevent contraction of venereal disease, impregnation or both.
To ask subtly or in plain words that a person engage in sexual activity. The all-important gland about the base of the urethra which ejects the semen through and out of the penis.
A person who is given over to indiscriminate sexual practices especially for money. The front portion of the lower pelvic structure in humans; the bones of the lower belly and crotch. The thick curly hair which grows around both the male and female genitals after puberty. A pump device that will increase the size of the penis temporarily by drawing more blood into it. Sub barks, whines, eats from a bowl, etc. Activity where a person is pushed to the edge of their personal limits then pushed further to take more.
Short for drag queen; a transvestite. Used as a disparaging term for a homosexual male. Term used to describe a Dominant sitting on a submissives face. A form of breath play. Flexible equestrian whip which is long and thin in design with two or more flat pieces of leather at the end. This produces a clapping sound when it connects with the body. To apply the tongue to the anus, bathing the outside area and inserting the tip and withdrawing it in a series of sensual incursions to bring a love partner to or near orgasm.
The scene is completed when the Top conquers the bottom. The chamber between the end of the large intestine, extending from the sigmoid colon to the anal canal.
The area of a town where prostitutes solicit customers and do business. Slang term for someone who has gone down on a woman or ate pussy while she was having her period. Using water on the clitoris to stimulate an orgasm, ie: Semi-flexible whip with a loop on the end.
Has cane-like qualities that can be very intense. Sexual intercourse between at least two males and a female, although it could in theory involve all males. Slang term for a male receiving oral sex while his anus is being stimulated. Psychological tendency or sexual practice characterized by both sadism and masochism. Term for a phone call set up with a safe contact when meeting someone new. A specific agreed word used in BDSM activity to stop the current activity.
Activity will only be stopped if you utter the agreed safe word and cries for mercy will be ignored unless you say the safe word. If you engage in this kind of activity then be sure to remember the safe word or you could be extremely punished. Areas of the body that can be struck safely with no concern about any damage to bones or vital organs. Term for a piece of equipment a submissive is bound to and then spun around.
X-shaped cross to strap a submissive to during a scene or play. Term for a submissive or bottom who purposely angers or insults a Dominant to provoke the Dominant into punishing them. Frowned upon unless it is part of a scene and agreed upon by all people involved.
Certain scents on the female, which have strong erotic effect on some men. Term used to describe the use of saline solution injected into the scrotum to stretch the ball sack. An orgy of three people. All other erogenous zones other than the primary male and female organs. Slang for Sexy and also a sister site of this one which we also operate.
Term used when taking away one or more of the senses to heighten another. Term used to describe the erotic taking of senses during a scene. Descriptive of a high degree of susceptibility of all sexual sensations. Acts performed for a Dominant by a submissive to show respect and submission.
The desire to have sex, some people have more of a sex drive than others. Having sex relations with a number of people without particular choice and without as a rule the element of love.
The tension produced by the sex urge and by the non-satisfaction of the sexual desire. A disease arising through contagion while having intercourse and which infects the area in or about the genitalia.
To enter into a liaison with a love partner and live with this person on a fairly regular basis. Slang term for sexual intercourse, I want to shag her, she is a great shag. A sign of danger when a safe call is not made at the agreed time. Similar to a bullwhip but between foot long. Made from leather braided over ballbearings with a cracker at the top. Piece of equipment usually made from leather, cargo netting or similar material suspended by chains. The submissive can be bound to the sling, great for fisting.
What another male will receive if his sex partner has already had sex with somebody else. Slang term who has or has had many sexual partners, an easy lay, woman of few morals. From the area bridging one smelly place to another the genitals to the anus. Feeling of ecstasy reached, whether it be physical, spiritual or emotional, without the use of genital stimulation. Indecent or lewd language or conversation such as is used in the telling of obscene stories.
Kissing your partner after they ejaculate in your mouth, without swallowing or spitting out the semen. To delay withdrawal of the male member after copulation has resulted in the desired orgasm. A substance you ingest made from insects which irritates the sexual glands causing them to feel hot and itchy and stimulating sexual desire. A single fertilized cell or seed, which flows from the male in abundance during ejaculation.
Pubic hair which protrudes from ones underwear or bathing costume. A question men often ask females, pertaining to do they spit or swallow the semen if you ejaculate in their mouths. A person who is morally opposed to free love or sexual intercourse outside the bonds of marriage. Having an extremely voluptuous female body, with large and well defined breasts, slim waist, curvaceous hips and buttocks; streamlined and possessing extreme sex appeal for the male. To attend a party or any function without a female, either alone or in the company of other males.
Descriptive of a condition in the male or female when they are unable to produce effective semen or ovum to be fertilized.
The process either medically or natural which renders one incapable of producing children. A sex game whereby a biscuit cookie is placed centrally between a circle of masturbating males. The last male to ejaculate, over the biscuit, is obliged to eat it. Slang term for female masturbation or inserting a finger into the anus.
A dildo that can be strapped on so that one woman can fuck another woman. A sensuous and arousing dance in which the performer teasingly removes her clothing piece by piece until almost or totally naked. A dancer or performer who undresses and moves in a sexually suggestive fashion in front of an audience and specializes in exciting the members of the crowd.
Person who enjoys giving control over to a Dominant and receives pleasure from serving the needs of that Dominant.
A man who is usually middle aged or elderly who keeps and provides a much younger girl with expensive presents and the necessities of life in return for companionship, which is often sexual in nature. A soft jelly substance which dissolves when inserted into the vagina prior to coitus and used for the purpose of contraception.
Garters, garter belt to hold up stockings, an item of female lingerie. Term for a form of bondage where a submissive is suspended off the ground. A term to indicate a person who can enjoy sex in both a heterosexual as well as homosexual fashion. A device or substance used to decrease the sensitivity of the penis and delay orgasm.
A person ordinarily a female who wears suggestive clothing imparts a voluptuous personality and allows a certain amount of liberties with a potential sex partner but will not submit to actual intercourse. Term for scenes involving the use of ice, ointments or heating substances.
Term for sterile needles placed under the skin for sensation or decorative purposes. A Dominant acts superior to bottoms and treats them as inferior beings. Term used when trying to dominate a scene when in a submissive position.
Term used to describe any instrument or toy that is likely to be more enjoyable for the Dominant than the submissive and is usually extremely painful. Slang term meaning to masturbate, toss off, tossed off to a pornographic magazine. When a group of people have sex with one person, taking turns one after the other. Program designed to educate a top or bottom the dynamics of the BDSM lifestyle as well as the fundamentals of submission and servitude.
Used to describe a person who is uncomfortable with their natural gender and dresses, acts, lives as their opposite sex. Used to describe a person who does not wish to be their opposite sex but dresses and acts as their opposite sex. A lesbian practice where two women rub their vaginas together during sex. An effeminate gay man, usually young or possessing feminine characteristics.
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