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In fact the original tapes fetch quite a price on Ebay. Get them all here in this two disc set and save yourself the expense. Bradley and Ron Jeremy. And you also get Black Exposure starring Paula P. Have a glass of water handy. Even Gunga Din wont be able to help you. Males include the usual prison inmate line-ups such as Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Jake Steed and Santino Lee among many others. Each scenario is different, ex Vanessa Chase locked up in a prison full of men, etc A psychiatrist suggests she go out to the country and find herself a genuine cowboy.

She gets a job in a cowpoke bar, and ends up getting roped and poked herself. Fun, good natured sex film that even most gals will find enjoyable. If your a completest of vintage hardcore, you'd be a fool to pass this up. Williams, the man responsible for the bulk of the Diamond Super 8mm porno collection, comes this feature length flick involving cowpokes and their galfriends having joyus reunions.

The cowpokes are more than glad to spread their prods around this one horse town, and all the lovely ladies are more than pleased to have their hides tanned by these willing workmen. Featuring the lovely ladies and overtly hung men of the Diamond film collection. If your a fan of the Diamond collection series than you really need to add this babe to your own personal inventory.

You know Freeman, so you know what to expect Angel Cash and friends detail why it's so nice to take it in the heinie Story involes a housewife who has a fear of black men. Her crazy, horny girlfriends gradually get her to forget her fears. Wild stuff complete with oral cum shots, DP's, etc Jack Wrangler gets a marital aid up his fanny. Fun for the whole family. Big, blond, beautiful Chris Cassidy lets us into her deepest, most intimate secrets.

From lebian leasons to taking on three guys at once during a rocking time in a recording studio. This chick leaves the porn goddesses of today out to dry. Nice BJ action in this one. Huge studs pouding new holes into nubile, pigtailed starlets. Michelle stands up with this monster hanging out of her, you have to see this to believe it. Connie Marshall takes it up the poop shute. Don't pass this by This one featuring anal pro Crystal Dawn showing the world her remarkable talents for taking it in the ass.

If you know Crystal, you know what your going to get. Double penetrations, facials, and just about everything you expect from this lovely honey. Yeah, this is the one you've been waiting for. Outrageous acts of interracial sex, you'll need a tall glass of water and a shower after this one is done. Paul Thomas can be seen lurking about as Uncle Fred. Diamond first started off as a Super 8mm distributor of adult films, and a large part of these titles are comprised of their sound super 8 product.

Some of the other clips come from the Cinderella Video label of shot on video porn from the early eighties. This is a collection of 11 discs and is sold as a set, contact me if your interesrted in individual titles. Each title has some sort of theme: Needless to say, they find them! If you know Davian you know what to expect! One of the best bondage and discipline films ever made.

About a sex service that delivers the nasty goods to its customers; urination, beatings, infantilism. Shot in New York City, where everything seems sooo sleazy! Long out of print, this flick features porn icon Jamie Gillis as a love sick Dracula who seeks out the reincarnation of his dead wife. One fantastic scene of outrageous perversion involves one of Dracula's victims the ever ready Vanessa Del Rio rising from the slab after having been molested by morgue attendant Herschel Savage.

Great film and a sad reminder about how lazy today's pornographers are! Knick Knack Paddy Whack, give us all a bonner! New York shot porn with some farmiliar locations. Holmes shoots some nasty bullets into Bovees mouth. A fine caper film that benefits from some great location photography shot in Hawaii. Holmes makes a suave leading man. And Bovee is without a doubt the hottest thing on the screen for that time. Bobby Astyr plays the hunchback assistant.

Lang plays Reems wife. Great comedy with hot, hot sex. F All I can say is John Leslie and 13 beautiful women. The ultimate male fantasy has John Leslie married to a bore only to enter a dream world were by all his sexual fantasies come true.

However, the young ladies decide to take vengeance into their own hands, and invite this dipship to a party where NOTHING is forbidden Costello and I'm not talking about Lou Costello. One girl blows 12 idiots wearing masks. One of the better sex and politics mix that is most likely happening in the White House today!!!

George Payne excells as the cult leader, Ambrosia Fox, Jade East, Cheri Champagne are the girls being "cleansed" and even bozo Ron Jeremy shows up acting like his idiot self. A Phil Prince classic!

A man enters the office of Dr. Tightwat Georgina Spelvin to cure his impotence. Employees with names like Marianne Lubglob and Kathy Thunderfart prove very helpful to this man. Not to mention some of the other employes like Dr. Cherry Popper and Miss Motor Mouth.

McCullem's sex scenes are always hot and his photography is top notch. This one involves nympho Gloria looks like Archie Bunkers little girl has grown up , who has just reached her 27th birthday and celebrates by having a huge inter-racial orgy she brings in about 27 guys, one guy for each year.

Her father would not be pleased. Gloria has huge boobs, so if you're a boob yourself you're going to love this. Facial cum shots like nobody's business. Angel Cash plays a mystic who raises more than just ghosts!!! Fun and innocent in its own way. As the title suggests, Nazi's visit government sanctioned whores and they fuck the shit out of each other.

Hitler even makes an appearence. Quality a tad shaky but the title is rare. They all end up at a models runway and must dress as women to avoid capture. They meet plenty of horny young models just looking to get fucked, and guess what happens?!

Better than usual shot on video flick with lots of hot interracial sex. Oh that Niki is so naughty! I shit you not! Naturally, he goes after the cops family, the horny wife Nora Wieternik, who sports a great set of golden bozos who spends the bulk of her day masterbating with a huge dildo, and his two teenage daughters.

Yes, this is as perverted as it sounds. Needless to say this all ends in a huge orgy that brings the family closer together, if you get my drift.

Try it, you'll like it! The threesome between Victory, F. Bradley and Tiffany Storm has to be scene to be believed Lucious Kay Parker and Abigail Clayton run a health spa that concentrates on more than losing weight Mike is a foolish muscle man who has lots of wild conquests out in the open wilds of Hawaii.

He bangs many women, tons of oral action complimented by oral cum shots. Visually this one is terrific in it's use of location as well as the atractiveness of the ladies. That's right, a honeymoon suite! Featuring porn faves Tina Russell and Mark Stevens. Stevens looked a lot like a life sized Howdy Doody doll with a big penis. Watching these funky junkies have sex brings to life images of Lou Reed songs. There was nothing like New York-shot porn. Cole gives us this tale of a magician Jamie Gillis and his assistant Ginger Lynn who make peoples fantasies come true.

Cole never lets you down, so go with this one. Some big black natives see this and decide they want her to do the same for them. The film tells of two lovers, Jerry Butler no, not the guy who sang "Moon River" , and Kelly Nichols, who experiance hardships of all sorts for 20 years between their first meeting.

Will they hook up again and live happily ever after? Buy this and find out. This time sado perv Jamie Gillis gives Ms. When a party guest tries to leave early, he is drugged and raped by Kay Parker. Also, Crystal Lake takes on a meaty Black stud. Three other episodes follow and you'll be knocked off your seat. Hot action that will have you working your johnson like there is no tomorrow. Not exactly high brow entertainment, but if your a fan of chocolate and vanilla you can't do any better than this piece of nonsense.

The title alone makes it worth it. Annie Sprinkle does her thing, so to say Even knucklehead Ron Jeremy shows up. Letterboxed, in French language, which fits because it was shot in France.

That's right folks, Lena does it all, oral, anal and even eats ass. Watch her chew up and spit out lovers better than any garbage disposal unit you may have had do they even make garbage disposal units anymore??? All I can say is that the guys in this videos leave Lena howling at the moon. You have to see this to believe it. This one features Lesllie Bovee. You get three episodes. First one is a roring hot masterbation scene. The second one has Lesllie getting hot and bothered with Chris Cassidy, who is lactating and gives Lesllie some breast milk.

The third is Lesllies orgy. Lesllie fills her ass, mouth and pussy with cock simultaneously with three studs cocks. You'll need a glass of water after this one. Call the fire brigade! She even manages to fit John Holmes tool up her ass.

Talk about stretching it! Also featuring Paul Thomas and Johnny Keyes. Shot silent but dubbed in the most ludicrous manner. I mean Paul Thomas with an English accent, give me a break! Long Jeanne uses her stump on her amputated leg for more than getting around. Long out of print, and not likely to be seen again. Get it while you can. A very young Joey Silvera is one of the guys on the hit list.

Classic stuff, pick it up you wont be sorry! Seward's John Leslie Sanitarium. MEATBALL Great comedy sex film by Gerald Damiano featuring born again whack job Harold Reems as a mad doctor who tries to invent a product to triple the size of beef but instead only causes erections in males every hour on the hour. It takes several nurses including porn icon Andrea True to help contain Harry's hornies. Great film with a fun outlook and fun sex, not Damianos usual guilt trip sex story.

Bone comes a X rated Christmas tale involving Santa and his naughty helpers. Crazy, surreal sort of flick that offsets it's drama with bouts of outrageous sex. Great scene has Sterling fucking life long asshole Ron Jeremy on a table that he lies under and sticks his cock through while she kneels on top riding him all the while the table spins around and around. At least it's inventive. Very attractive gals in this film who haven't been seen since.

Starring Suzanne Fields as a girl who can take any kind of punishment, this girl goes from the bad to worse and loves every minute of it. One of the best parts includes her being lead into an orgy via a chain attached to a ring through her genitals. This film even has a whacked out necrophilia scene. This was made long before the rules were set.

With Richard Smedley and and Sheldon Lee. Take a long shower after this one, please. This flick ends up with an orgy that needs to be seen to be believed. From Joe Davian, who has a knack for this type of thing. This is from the original, long out of oprint VHL cassette. Bare in mind that any later editions of this type of film are usually cut or altered soundwise for musical copyrite infringment.

This is the film as it looked in the theater when it came out. No altering or games. Same goes for all my other vintage porn. If you're a fan of hardcore 8mm loops than you are going to love this. These flicks actually contain the innocence and humor so rarely found in porn today.

The elixir turns out to be male sperm. Good to the last drop. Fun stuff that makes you wonder if behind the scenes of the Olympics can really be this much fun. Featuring a cast of girls who were all featured in Oui magazine, this story of a female undercover agent investigating a murder gets far more than she bargained for.

The girls in this are on fire. Before doing this, she invites a few girlfriends over for a found farewell. If your a fan of vintage lesbian action, your going to eat this one up! Get jiggy with this! This was a series of shot on video porns by Bobby Hollander. The actors and actresses address the camera and sort of lure you into the action.

Hard to believe this stuff is considered vintage now. This one involves an overweight psycho with a small penis spying on various people having sex. Horror themed porno as only Steckler could do them. Lurid, skid row slasher type stuff with Steckler's trade mark facials. Off a Greek master in English with Greek subtitles.

Master has some wear but is still very watchable. Frazer and Svetlana comes another beautifully shot porn film featuring fantastic locations, super attractive women and handsome, horny men. This one is a sequal to the successful Surrender in Paradise only this time the girls return to a South Seas Island to bring home their friend and escort an archeologist who may or may not be a bad guy. Excellent sex comedy with Zebedy Colt and his buddy having a great time with some lovely Fraulein's at the Munich Olympics.

Uncut, featuring the classic enema scene. In French, but bear in mind sometimes these are the only uncut versions you can get. Besides, French is the language of love!

This talking cunt desires the ultimate orgasm, hence you can imagine the adventures that lie ahead. The quality is not the best, but the film is extremely rare, so dig in What can I say, this is a sick, twisted flick shot in New York that features a stocking faced pervert doing his thing. His victims go to a rape therapy clinic and recount their horror stories. From the days when porn films had balls. After seeing this you will understand why Mr.

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While the mother and kids scream in horror, the old man simply replies "Oh, that's not good It gets used as a bottle opener. Another advert had two guys working at an aquarium.

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Ai no Kusabi has Iason Mink who doesn't even wince when his legs are cut off just above the knees. Iason is a member of a race of "engineered" men, and, among other things, it isn't exactly a given whether they feel physical pain at all. Also Riki who is rather calm and even understanding when he wakes up to find out he got an impromptu penectomy. While the setting in Angel Densetsu is pretty much realistic, and it was not a very deep wound, usually you do at least notice when you're being stabbed in the face!

Bloody-faced Kitano is even scarier than normal Reiner Braun does this on multiple occasions. The first time, a smaller Titan chomps on his arm and breaks it.

He throws it over his shoulder in a fireman's carry and helps chuck it out the window. Hours later, after revealing himself to be The Mole , he's brutally attacked by Mikasa and ends up with one arm missing and the other badly mangled. He still manages to get back up and fight, which is justified since he's noted to be tough as an ox and has a Healing Factor.

Levi, humanity's legendary strongest soldier, breaks his ankle during a mission. His response is to wince slightly and keep going. Erwin Smith proves just why he's in charge of the Survey Corps, when a Titan bites into his arm and starts carrying him off. He continues shouting orders without pause, because he doesn't have time to react to his injuries. He shows up a short time later with his arm completely severed from just below the bicep and saves the day. He considers the date to be pretty good and goes to tell his friend Poland about it.

While she's still doing it. In one comic, Russia's heart falls out of his chest. While the other nations are freaked out, not only is he unconcerned, but says that this happens on a semi-frequent basis. Multiple arrows pierce his arm , including one which pierces his hand , to which he simply comments that it might make things interesting. At one point Casca stabs him in the chest, and he just remains on his feet and continues talking.

All of this is well before obtaining berserk armor, which allows him to completely ignore any pain from his injuries. And he manages to catch Casca before she falls from a cliff with aforementioned chest wound, and pulls her up. Chad took a steel girder to the shoulders and a head-on collision with a motorcycle without even the slightest complaint the cyclist was hurt more than he was before he even developed his powers.

Also, Ishida is surprisingly calm after losing use of his left hand cut off in the manga , badly broken and burned in the anime , especially considering he needs two hands to operate his main weapon. He later feels well enough after being impaled to albeit gently snark at Ichigo. In her introductory arc she gets hit by a car one too many times, according to her yet she laughs it off, claiming that the driver didn't mean to hurt her on purpose.

Stabbed with twelve blades at the same time. What happened to you? Your leg and abdominal muscles have taken considerable damage. How are you even walking around like this!? Man, I panicked too much. All I lost was my left arm. Thanos ' reaction as he sees his own heart being torn out by Drax the Destroyer? That's a rib gone. Maybe I should see a doctor or something.

I don't think this is the kind of thing you can just ignore. How can you take a bullet and not bat an eye? Calvin and Hobbes did a parody of Dark Age comic books, in which a character having a huge hole blasted through his torso says: One yakuza member in Kyon: Big Damn Hero was terrified about how little desire for retribution Kyon possessed after being shot.

Justified because he had been healed afterwards and only one of the bullets actually got through, after the skinsuit inside his Yuki-altered wristwatch activated reducing damage.

Halos in Space , Joe Chief leaps at the Spines Alien and gets pierced by the spines, but breaks them off in the process. Both respond with an "Ow. He mutely snaps the bone back into place to heal. Justified however in that he's Covered with Scars and only one of them his pinky and part of his left hand were melted off by a Xenomorphs acid isn't from training or sparring sessions.

Fire Emblem Rekka No Ken: In chapter 2, Lyn gets bashed over the head with the flat of an axe, but simply shrugs it off to save Michael from another bandit, completely failing to notice her head wound until Michael inspects the back of her head and sees that her hair is covered in blood; Lyn promptly takes a sip of a vulnerary, and it's only when the wound closes that she feels the pain. Oh yes, I was hurt! I had a very heavy grease stain from the elevator that wouldn't come off.

You can't just stand around and have a conversation while your arm bone is sticking out! You have to say something! But I don't suppose it's that funny. In the first Shrek , after Fiona fights off Robin and his Merry Men, both she and Shrek are surprised to discover he'd sustained an injury.

Justified in that Shrek's thick skin wouldn't necessarily feel the arrow going in. There's an arrow in your butt!! Hands down, this is the BEST day of my life! They may cut your dick in half , and feed it to a pig, And though it hurts you'll laugh, and dance a dickless jig! Grace looks down at her blood-drenched hands and the bleeding wound in her side. Voice deadpan, she says "This is gonna ruin my whole day. Played with in Starship Troopers.

A number of the casualties are screaming in extreme pain on the battlefield or back at the base hospital. But at the end, Carmen has a four-inch diameter bug leg shoved through her shoulder and is fighting with a heavy combat rifle a short time later. By all rights she shouldn't be able to lift her arm. Rasczak has his entire lower half bitten off by bugs and seems to ignore the pain only seconds later. A bit of a dark Running Gag in Chopper is for the title character to do this.

He expresses only annoyance when his ears are being hacked off as part if a prison ploy. When he's being shanked multiple times by his former friend, Chopper's only reaction is to talk about how hurt his feelings are that his friend is betraying him. Given his sense of humor, and the fact that his Healing Factor gives him a skewed idea of what constitutes a major injury, Deadpool gets a lot of these. In the highway fight, Deadpool's only reaction to having a bullet-hole straight through his arm is to flip the bird at the mook who just put it there.

My God, sir, so you have. You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Can you believe these characters? Way out of line. Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. You know what hurts the most is the That's what hurts the most. Except for the other thing. That hurts the most.

But the lack of respect hurts the second most. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little! Did they really shoot me in the fucking head? And, of course, the classic old joke, which is also about Stiff Upper Lip: Two young subalterns are sitting in the officers' mess, talking about what wonderful chaps their troops are, how brave and hard-working and loyal to Queen and Country.

And sitting nearby, the grumpy old colonel looks up and tells them: You young whipper-snappers don't know quality. Why, I remember when I was at Poona in '76, after a battle I found one of my men pinned to a tree. One of the enemy horsemen had driven his lance clean through the fellow's belly.

He was still alive, poor fellow. Just toss that leg in the cooler and grab me a beer, I'm alright! In Redliners , David Drake has a character mention that a bad sunburn can cause more pain than some combat injuries.

Doubtless due to the sunburn being restricted to nerve-rich skin. In Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor , X-wing pilot Hobbie Klivian , disabled in combat, has a shot fired through his cockpit that takes off his hand. He sighs, the narration says that it's been quite some time since he had a real left arm, and sticks the sparking stump into the new hole in the ceiling so that his pilot's suit will seal off the hole. Then he sticks his right foot into the new hole in the floor, and although his boot gets sucked off this gets sealed too.

At some point he collides with something and thinks that his foot may have just been sheared off, but that's okay. It's been a long time since he's had a real right foot. In Darklighter , Hobbie is utterly nonchalant about losing his entire left arm and needing an Artificial Arm. In the same issue he ejects only to have a passing TIE fighter swipe off his leg. My suit's self-sealer worked No bleeding, minimal pressure loss. But it's starting to hurt.

I'm in something close to agony, but we can talk about it later. That's all right, I've got them back now You wouldn't happen to have any brandy, would you? There is a particularly harsh example in the German Crime Series Polizeiruf , where a bomb explosion in a crowded Munich pedestrian underpass throws a brick against the back of the head of a young woman.

In the minutes following the detonation, she stumbles around among the dead and dying, nonchalantly looking for her purse. A few minutes later, she is dead herself.

In one episode, Jordan gets her face Botoxed so much that she isn't able to make facial expressions. At one point, another character accidentally hurts her and she says with a straight face and a fairly monotonous voice: The pain is excruciating. When he asks for angry, she kicks him in the nuts and he remarks "you got angry down" as he falls. There was also a brief sequence in an earlier episode in which a Japanese chef with a butcher's knife embedded in his shoulder flatly replies to the obvious question: In fact, it's actually J.

Cox mentions doping Ben up with drugs so he wouldn't feel it, but he's still fairly blase about the whole thing, at one point even telling JD to lick the tip of the nail.

In one fantasy sequence, Janitor cuts off J. As blood comically squirts from the wound he simply replies "Aw, man Give it back" while Janitor slaps him in the face with his own hand asking him "Only after you tell me why you're hitting yourself" Jack O'Neill, Stargate SG The episode where Carter and O'Neill discover the second Gate. When Carter sets O'Neill's broken leg, he groans, "Jagged bone grinding into nerves hurts.

I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. This sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day. And then I was a Roman. Don't shoot a girl when she's regenerating! My Lord Father taught me it was death to bare steel against your liege lord. Doubtless, the Greatjon only meant to cut my meat for me. No, this is no good at all Okay, that's really hot. Yeah, you could get a serious burn from that. We need to move. Knitting never hurt anyone!

In the third verse of "Weird Al" Yankovic 's "A Complicated Song", the narrator gets his head knocked off by a roller coaster and complains that being decapitated is "a major inconvenience". Help me out, I can't seem to get this window open Never mind, now it's open I think my hand is broken.

Sargas from Sequinox gets stabbed by Summer in the middle of his opening monologue about how it's nice to be humanized despite being an undying star. He finishes the monologue before even noticing. Professional wrestlers have a concept called " kayfabe ," originally meaning the portrayal of the events as real, but has come to mean the ability to stay in character despite anything that might happen , including horrific injuries that should lay someone out for months.

She went on to finish the match holding her head in place with her hands. She would also incur a number of other painful injuries broken ribs and smashed knee, to name a few where she would either wrestle through the pain or the match would be stopped by the promotion itself. Mick Foley made a career out of this sort of thing.

Highlights include a broken nose and dislocated jaw, another broken nose, a severe concussion, and losing a chunk of his right ear during a house show in Munich to the inordinately tight ring ropes. During his Hell in the Cell match with The Undertaker , he suffered:

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