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This film's sole purpose is to cram as much stuntwork humanly possible into 89 minutes. The goons hang Billy Ray upside-down in a traveling helicopter to try to get him to reveal where he hid a fortune in diamonds that he stole from Navarro, while Carmen follows the helicopter in her Porche.

The goons accidentally drop Billy Ray in a lake, so Carmen picks him up, the goons steal a car and the chase is on Why the goons didn't just chase them in the helicopter is a question better left unasked.

Bil ly Ray obliquely reveals to Carmen the location of the diamonds just before the goons shoot him dead. With no planes available again, a question better left unasked , Osborn and McKinnon must drive their uncooperative witness to their destination, while Carmen tries to decipher the mysterious clues Billy Ray gave her before he died. That scenario becomes moot when Carmen leads her two FBI escorts to the stolen diamonds.

Now, our hapless trio must fight for their lives, which includes a stop at a redneck bar where a huge fight breaks out and Drago takes Osborn hostage. McKinnon and Carmen swing into action to rescue Osborn but, during the daring rescue, McKinnon is seriously injured.

Osborn and Carmen who are growing quite fond of each other make it to the pick-up point, only to discover that someone Osborn trusted has betrayed them. With McKinnon's life hanging in the balance, Osborn and Carmen must figure a way out of this mess.

It's easy to see that Stewart was cutting his teeth here, as the stunt sequences are quite good, but he has difficulty when it comes to straight dialogue scenes. Still, this is nothing more than an excuse for Stewart to give his stunt buddies an opportunity to shine, and shine they do. Cars fly through the air, crash through motor homes, houses and explode into fireballs.

There are also high falls, fire gags and gunfights galore. While the film tosses all logic out the window from the very first scene Billy Ray's modified Corvette may be a thing of over-accessorized beauty, but there is no way in hell it would ever be street legal , it's always nice to see Gregory Scott Cummins in a rare good guy role. If stunts and action are your thing, this film is a good bet. Make sure you stay through the closing credits to see some funny outtakes involving Smith and Ross Hagen.

Not Rated , but definitely R-rated material thanks to bloody violence and plentiful nudity. Richard grieco stars as Rex, a fame-seeking fast-draw killer who rides around in a red Cadillac convertable challenging cops to see who can draw their gun the quickest.

He always wins, taking the dead cops' guns and badges as souveniers. Rex contacts the interested reporter and tells her that he wants her to film his quick-draw challenge with Shepard. After a series of double-crosses in which Shepard's partner and other cops get shot, Rex gets his wish, meeting Shepard on the beach for a showdown. Better production values than normal for a Wynorski film, it is also the first film he has done in recent memory that contains no nudity.

He must be softening with age. As you can imagine, the films are a schizophrenic mess, but they're not without their own twisted entertainment value, even if it's for all the wrong reasons. Since the Japs just trounced us at Pearl Harbor, the General tells his men that they must go to the Philippines and defeat Tojo before the country is lost forever to the yellow menace.

In the film proper, a group of Filipino freedom fighters must battle the Japanese and the guerillas to maintain their territory. When the nine American soldiers agree to help the freedom fighters in their cause in a hilariously bad edit of old and new footage , but split up to do so, it gives the film an excuse to interrupt the main story every twenty minutes or so to splice in the new footage of the American soldiers firing their weapons at faceless enemy soldiers When the leader of the Japanese forces hears that the Americans sent over only nine soldiers to fight them, he says, "They're sending a mosquito to fight a buffalo!

The American soldiers, led by Cobra Frank Juhasz and Bazooka Mike Abbott , see their numbers being slowly thinned-out by a single Japanese soldier, who kills three of the squad before he is cornered and blows himself up with a grenade.

The squad who act more like high school jocks than a well-trained Special Forces squad then set a trap for an advance squad of guerillas, but the guerillas spot a lit cigarette and the word "Fuck" spelled-out with piss on the ground, both left there by careless American squad members , and almost escape the trap.

Meanwhile, the Filipino freedom fighters continue to fight the Japs and their guerilla cohorts and must now blow up a bridge that is an important thoroughfare for the Jap supply line. Can they do it? And what will become of the Americans? The dialogue, which consists mainly of exchanges like this between two American soldiers: They are the most careless and juvenile bunch of soldiers that you're ever likely to see.

Since the film is set during World War II, imagine my surprise in spotting 60's-era fighter jets, helicopters and weapons prominently displayed throughout. That's partly what makes these films so endearing. The filmmakers just don't care about things so miniscule as coherency, matching shots or keeping within the proper timeline, as long as they can turn in a film that is feature length.

People do the most asinine things at the most inopportune times, the dialogue is ridiculous and the matching of old and new footage looks to have been done by a blind man. This film has to look up just to be at ground level and that's what makes it so watchable. Never available on home video in the U. In this chapter, a squad of American soldiers hire a Filipino named Alexander Sampson in an awful example of intercutting old and new footage, the old footage being an unreleased Filipino war actioner to go undercover and join the revolutionary group The New People's Freedom Army, who are looking for new recruits to help overthrow the government.

Alexander, along with a handful of new recruits, are blindfolded and brought by boat to the Freedom Army's training camp on an island somewhere in Malaysia, where they all go through basic training by the Freedom Army's leader, Abdul. Alexander turns out to be the most gifted of the new recruits, so after the training sessions are over, Abdul puts Alexander in charge of his own squad o f soldiers and tells him to help "carry on the cause".

Alexander and his squad head for the mainland and join forces with a larger Freedom Army squad, where they plan on attacking government military outposts. Meanwhile, in the newly-shot footage that interrupts the old footage every twenty minutes or so, a trio of American soldiers, led by the eyepatch-wearing Tom Paul John Stanners , try to rendezvous with Alexander, but are met with resistance by Commander Victor Anders Hallberg , who sends his men to kill the trio.

This leads to several scenes of gunfights and hand-to-hand combat. When the military forces attacks Alexander's camp and many Freedom Army members are killed or injured, the camp's leader believes "someone sold us down the river" and begins his search for the traitor. Alexander finds himself in quite the conundrum when he falls in love with female Freedom Army member Terry and finds himself torn between his sense of duty and affairs of the heart.

How will he resolve his problem? Will Tom meet Commander Victor for a showdown to the death in the finale? If you've seen any of Godfrey Ho's pastiche films, I think you already know the answers. This is a particularly weak film, even for Godfrey Ho, and that's saying a lot.

While there are some bloody action sequences, including Alexander scooping-up a man who just had both his arms blown off below the elbows played by an apparently real double-amputee, who looks like his stumps were dipped in stage blood , the film itself is a bloody mess and doesn't make an ounce of sense. For one, Alexander is sent to infiltrate the People's Army and then report back to Tom, but there are already so many traitors within the group, it's hard to believe that Alexander could possibly have any new intelligence to offer.

The film really bogs down during the middle section, where Alexander gets into a battle with the military and gets his kneecap blown off, which results in the amputation of his leg. Rather than retiring and taking it easy for the rest of his life, he agrees to help Tom in another badly edited sequence of old and new footage by continuing to stay undercover at the People's Army. He simply straps-on a prosthetic leg and continues his mission, oblivious to the fact that the same people he is working for are the ones responsible for the loss of his leg!

The newly-shot footage is standard Godfrey Ho fodder: People duking it out or firing guns at each other, which offers nothing to the rest of the film Although Tom repeating "Get up and fight! I would have shot him for real on the spot!

As normal for these films, the English dubbing is a hoot "Tell that to the guy way down in Hell! Border Patrol cop, and his wife Jess Jeannie Wilson. While riding a horse alone in the desert, Joe watches as crooked Border Patrol cop Jake Wheeler Gerald McRaney shoots and kills a female wetback as she tries to escape after Jake raped her. Joe and Dave go to headquarters to report the killing to Sheriff Lawrence Mitchell Wilford Brimley , but Jake is in the room and it's at this time that Joe realizes that Jake is a cop.

Joe tells Dave that Jake is the killer and when they go to the scene of the crime, the body is missing Jake had one of his cronies rebury the body in another location. With no victim to be found, it's Joe's word against Jake's and even Dave has a hard time believing it. Just to be sure, Dave has his friend Warner Warner Glenn , an expert tracker, go over the crime scene again.

He finds a trail to follow and they find the girl buried in a new grave. Warner tracks the guy that reburied her and Dave arrests him, but Jake kills him with automatic sniper fire to keep him from talking. Sheriff Mitchell begins to suspect Jake when his alibi for the girl's murder doesn't pan out, but he can't do anything without more proof among other reasons to be disclosed later.

Joe and Dave cross the border to get proof of Jake's illegal women-selling business, where we learn that Sheriff Mitchell was Jake's business partner. When Jake threatens Jess' life and then kills Dave in a scene that's pretty hard to watch , a wounded Joe must find a way to bring Jake down. Joe travels down to Mexico on a tip from a remorseful Sheriff Mitchell to get revenge the old-fashioned way, using the same shotgun to kill Jake that Jake used to kill Dave. It takes three blasts to kill Jake, but Joe seem to relish every pull of the trigger.

Made during summer hiatus in , this film must have come as a shock to fans of the series, especially Parker's death at the hands of McRaney who, at the time, wasn't really known for playing bad guys He showed us much later that he would excel at it, especially on HBO's Western series DEADWOOD.

Even though Wilford Brimley gets top billing, he has very little to do here besides looking concerned and trying to atone for his sins in the end. The script, by Dennis A. Pratt who also plays the role of Connie, one of Jake's men , concentrates on Gerald McRaney's and Jack Lucarelli's who's rather bland characters, making this a study in contrasts.

The gauntlet in the apartment building that Jameson Parker and Lucarelli who are both the Producers on this have to shoot their way through, resulting in Parker's death at McRaney's hands, is expertly filmed and a nail-biter. Director Gary Grillo this is his only movie directorial credit, although he did direct an episode of Parker's and McRaney's series and was Assistant Director on many films, such as BLOODY MAMA - keeps things moving at a brisk clip and films nearly every scene with an over-abundance of dusty atmosphere.

It makes you thirsty just watching it. It enjoyed this film, thanks to McRaney's badass performance and some well-staged gunfights. Give it a try. A Lightning Video Release. I have one question that has been bothering me for years: Has Wilford Brimley ever been young and, if he was, did he come out of his mother's womb with that beard? It's apparent that Nancy has a traitor amongst her ranks, but she gets fired from her position because she was in charge of the operation.

Now that Nick who for some reason is now called "Bolt" has all three cases, he still needs Nancy to open them because all the cases are rigged with bombs that will explode if not opened using the right code.

She gives up the codes rather easily, but it seems Nick really only has two of the cases and they are both the dummies. Can you guess who that will be? The version available on U. VHS is shorn of nearly twenty minutes and clocks-in at barely 72 minutes long.

Sadly, most of the missing footage seems to deal with Peter O'Brian's character, who is called "Bolt" throughout the film even though in the closing credits he's listed as "Nick Stewart". Besides the opening scene, where O'Brian is torturing a man with a machete and a hand-powered drill a huge chunk of this sequence seems to be missing, as it opens on a jarring note , we don't see much of him until the finale, which severely minimalizes his bad guy status One funny bit of dialogue has Rothrock mockingly calling him "Rambo".

There are plenty of chases, stunts, bloody bullet squib deaths including the little girl and Ms. Rothrock's high-kicking abilities, but by editing out much of the exposition scenes, this version of the film deprives fans of Indonesian insanity one of the major enjoyments of watching these films: Try to find the full version instead. It's out there if you do your homework.

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Kids love them but they can also often turn into an annoyance. Nobles may or may not hold any specific nobility title. Robots, androids, or advanced computers think "HAL " will have artificial intelligence. Your sister is killed, your girlfriend breaks up with you after being crippled in a terrorist attack and finally you end up as a pizza delivery boy. Alas, under more dire circumstances this can also be a sign of real poverty. Used as comedy element slapstick to demonstrate the exuberant affection of the usually female "pouncing" protagonist.

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The uniforms are most likely adorned with militaristic slogans, patriotic rising sun patches, ancient Chinese characters, or even manji. The punch perm is considered a common bousouzoku hairstyle as well.

Brooms are frequently associated with witches, which they use for flying. That may be simply out of habit, or in an attempt to deliver some form of image, like that of cuteness. In fiction, characters often use catchphrases as a way to deliver specific personality traits. They can appear either as normal girls without any obvious cat traits —such as eyes, ears, paws, or a tail— or as girls who have one or more of these traits.

In the former case they are usually cats that have become human through the means of magic. In female characters, this is often thought of as endearing. Please tag the relevant characters "butler" and whatever combat- or martial arts-related tag is appropriate.

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For male bad guys this seems to be a must, but some of the uppity rich female characters use the laugh as part of their condescending attitude as well. Cats have been associated with humans for at least 9, years and are the most popular pet in the world. They have bodies adapted to killing small prey and are skilled predators, hunting over 1, species for food. Genki characters are often slightly, or sometimes very, eccentric, and are filled with confidence and determination, regardless of whether they are competent or not; in fact, they often have little to no actual competence at whatever they generally do.

Some notable examples of great evil villains with evil laughs: In witchcraft a typical familiar spirit takes the form of a black cat, hence the superstition that a black cat is bad luck. She tries to achieve her hidden purpose by using feminine wiles such as beauty, charm, and sexual allure. Typically, she is exceptionally well-endowed with these qualities. In some situations, she uses lying or coercion rather than charm. She may also be or imply to be a victim, caught in a situation from which she cannot escape.

Or is in command of some form of levitation e. Not to be confused with "flying planes" or "flying helicopters". False eyelashes, plastic facial gems, and pearl powder are often included. It peaked in popularity around the year The Shibuya and Ikebukuro districts of Tokyo were the centres of Ganguro fashion. Often combined with a speed-eating technique that makes food seem to vanish spontaneously from the plate.

The word was used to mean an amorphous, unformed material usually out of stone and clay in Psalms and medieval writing. Such books typically include instructions on how to create magical objects like talismans and amulets, how to perform magical spells, charms and divination and also how to summon or invoke supernatural entities such as angels, spirits, and demons.

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Famous examples include the Hadouken and the Kamehameha. It literally translates as "breath", "air", or "gas", and figuratively as "material energy", "life force", or "energy flow", and it is the central underlying principle in traditional Chinese medicine and Chinese martial arts.

This term in English specifically refers to them in this context. Stories depict them as intelligent beings and as possessing magical abilities that increase with their age and wisdom. Foremost among these is the ability to assume human form. However, it is a subjective experience. Typical characteristics associated with masculinity are: Their uses range from medical example: They can also be used for entertainment for example, in theater or dance , and may even be forced upon someone as punishment.

Masks have been in use since ancient times. Mercenaries fight for money or other recompense rather than for political interests. The terms narcissism, narcissistic, and narcissist are often used as pejoratives, denoting vanity, conceit, egotism or simple selfishness. Applied to a social group, it is sometimes used to denote elitism or an indifference to the plight of others. The tag will be removed once all maids in question are properly tagged. See also the list of anime with characters tagged ninja and maid and the list of anime with characters tagged ninjutsu and maid.

Please add char-char relations of the "is family of" type with the appropriate relation comment to the relevant characters and remove the tag from the corresponding anime. Please help by tagging all relevant characters with more specific tags and then deleting this tag from them or from their anime, as applicable.

Depending on the context, such tags may include, among others: This could be said to be a high-tech form of "invisibility cloak". It has since its creation evolved into a modern art form. The goal of this art is to transform a flat sheet of material into a finished sculpture through folding and sculpting techniques, and as such the use of cuts or glue are not considered to be origami.

Paper cutting and gluing is usually considered kirigami. While some use the term proudly, most Japanese would consider it undesirable to be described in a serious fashion as otaku; many even consider it to be a genuine insult. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs, or beliefs of conspiracy concerning a perceived threat towards oneself.

Paranoia is distinct from phobias, which also involve irrational fear, but usually no blame. Making false accusations and the general distrust of others also frequently accompany paranoia. It is the smallest, highest-pitched member of the violin family of string instruments, which includes the viola and cello. This can manifest as prophetic visions or could be more prosaic, such as the ability to see future events by means of some divinatory devices such as tarot cards or astrology, but such divination should be accurate.

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Sukumizu can also be black or white. This can lead to all sorts of amusing misunderstandings, thus is used as comedy element in some anime. A prominent characteristic of such shows is that the colour- and elemental-coded heroes, usually numbering around five or more, fight to save the world from the evil that terrorizes the area, which may even span the entire universe.

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They typically look slightly high or depressed and they are usually alone most the time. Some are alone because they are too snobbish and see themselves above everyone else. Others are alone because they want to be. They are usually the victims of every negative stereotype and rumour.

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No Christmas is complete without the falling of snow — for those romantic moments. As such Japanese series will often devote a whole episode to the characters cooking and eating curry dishes. Something like a "guest star", but in a more important role. Excessive bouts of gluttony used in a humorous way. This becomes all the more absurd when supposedly frail characters often female students can gobble down so much food.

Especially for the female cast this can be quite an important moment, so that stealing ones first kiss is serious for them.

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Baths of this type are found all over Japan in houses, apartments and traditional Japanese inns Ryokans. Halloween "The time of year when the Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch to bring presents to all the good children.

This is a part of the publicity circus centring on celebrities of that industry; in Japan, such events are very common, happening often with pop idols, seiyuu, mangaka, among others. Often the cast of a show somehow ends up going to an onsen because of various reasons, such as winning a lottery ticket. Amateur singing to subtitled music videos. The word itself is a compound of the Japanese words for "empty orchestra".

Thus adding an unexpected plot twist to the story and some ecchi potential. The protagonists will offer some money, ring a bell at the end of a thick rope, and then pray for good fortune.

This usually goes along with gorging yourself at the many temporary food stalls, playing various games, and drawing a fortune. The female characters in the anime will usually dress up in a kimono, to show off their traditional Japanese clothing, while watching the fireworks. The protagonist or any other character caught a cold so his friends go visit him.

In a school setting this is used as a plot device to allow fellow students to show their concern, and it is also a pertinent excuse to get out of school. Can be interpreted as a sign of closeness or endearment in a romance setting. The female character is exhausted from previous running, or has a fit of anaemia, or hurt herself and no longer can walk.

Usually they do not inflict harm but in the arms of certain individuals they are deadly weapons which, unlike real life pillow fights, can involve fatal injuries. A little bonus for those patient enough! This applies regardless of if the credits play over an ED sequence, or over the "regular episode" that continues to air into the credits.

A sequence at the end of an episode, showing what will happen in the next episode, is NOT a post-credits scene; that is a preview. Most public aquariums feature tanks larger than those kept by home aquarists, as well as smaller tanks.

Since the first public aquariums were built in the midth century, they have become popular and their numbers have increased.

Most modern accredited aquariums stress conservation issues and educating the public. The term derives from the English print club. Its simplicity and versatility is matched only by its destructiveness and the sheer terror it evokes.

Tokyo and Kyoto seem to be particularly popular as sightseeing destinations. So are hiking excursions into the local mountains.

Potential for ecchi moments: Obviously the "boys" will get all sorts of ideas with the "girls" sleeping so close by. For good measure there may also be an athletics or sports festival in this anime. Here the protagonists can show their skills in diverse athletic competitions.

This festival may also, though very rarely, take place at a kindergarten or preschool. The person under the shower will most likely be female — providing "fanservice". Typical participant activities include staying up late, talking, eating and playing until falling asleep, which sometimes never happens for a few high energy guests.

The festivities include food stalls cotton candy, candy apples, choco bananas, taiyaki , various games scoop goldfishes , and a fireworks display. The term generally refers to either chayi Chinese tea ceremony, chado Japanese tea ceremony, tarye Korean tea ceremony.

The Japanese tea ceremony is more well known, and was influenced by the Chinese tea ceremony during ancient and medieval times. Traditionally, popular White Day gifts are cookies, jewellery, white chocolate, white lingerie, and marshmallows.

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This is given as the original work credit in the OP. Mostly of academic interest, but a useful bit of info, hinting at the possible depth of story. These works are completely Japan original, but which lack roots within Japanese media. In English, eroge are often called hentai games in keeping with the English slang definition of hentai.

This is sometimes shortened to H games. Most erotic games are visual novels or dating sims but are not limited to them. A role-playing video game is a video game which includes elements of non-electronic role-playing games.

For clarification, visual novels are considered a sub-genre of adventure games and the term does not cover simulations. Everything and its mother is based on manga. There are exceptions where the manga was not the basis for the anime. It was first issued in The manga carried are mostly fantasy and science fiction stories aimed at young adults. Its main target audience consists of young males and it features several manga titles.

A number of very famous shounen manga were or are published in the magazine. Contrary to its title, Weekly Shounen Sunday issues are released on Wednesdays. Note that it can be applied to novels as we know them but also the typical light novels for teens and young adults, which are common in Japan and aside from being short include a number of illustrations.

Korean drama no description set ignore exclude include. To a certain extent it describes what you can expect from the world in the anime. Includes more specific places such as a country on Earth, as well as more general places such as a dystopia or a mirror world. Casinos are most commonly built near or combined with hotels, restaurants, retail shopping, cruise ships and other tourist attractions.

Some casinos are known for hosting live entertainment events, such as stand-up comedy, concerts, and sporting events. The term also describes the performance which has followed various formats through its year modern history. Dungeons are usually full of enemies and loot, which corresponds to items and money that may be either lying around or dropped by enemies killed by the player.

Caves and ruins are among the most common forms of dungeons. Earth The Earth is the third planet from the Sun. To its inhabitants, our planet is their home, so, as a species, we cherish it to the point many cultures even to this day deify it. The Earth is the main setting of most fiction, but many titles are set in other places, such as unrelated fantasy worlds, and in a considerable number of fictional titles the Earth is actually destroyed by invaders. It has been the cradle of empires and has been ruled by foreign powers, and as of the early 21st century sees swift changes and economic boom going side by side with inhuman levels of poverty.

Egypt Egypt, officially the Arab Republic of Egypt, is a transcontinental country spanning the northeast corner of Africa and southwest corner of Asia by a land bridge formed by the Sinai Peninsula.

Egypt is a Mediterranean country bordered by the Gaza Strip and Israel to the northeast, the Gulf of Aqaba to the east, the Red Sea to the east and south, Sudan to the south, and Libya to the west. It is bounded by the Atlantic Ocean on the east, borders most other South American countries, and covers Brazil is a regional power in Latin America and an international middle power identified by some analysts as an emerging global power.

Canada Canada is a country located in the northern part of North America. Its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean. Canada is sparsely populated, the majority of its land territory being dominated by forest and tundra and the Rocky Mountains.

Its capital is Ottawa, and its three largest metropolitan areas are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. Chile Chile is a South American country occupying a long, narrow strip of land between the Andes to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west.

It borders Peru to the north, Bolivia to the northeast, Argentina to the east, and the Drake Passage in the far south. Chile also claims about 1,, square kilometres of Antarctica, although all claims are suspended by treaty. Easter Island is famous for its extant monumental statues, called moai, created by the early Rapa Nui people.

Mexico Mexico is a federal republic in the southern half of North America. The country is bordered to the north by the United States; to the south and west by the Pacific Ocean; to the southeast by Guatemala, Belize, and the Caribbean Sea; and to the east by the Gulf of Mexico.

Covering almost two million square kilometers. With an estimated population of over million, it is the most populous Spanish-speaking country in the world while being the second most populous country in Latin America. Peru Peru is a country in western South America. It is bordered in the north by Ecuador and Colombia, in the east by Brazil, in the southeast by Bolivia, in the south by Chile, and in the west by the Pacific Ocean.

Peru is an extremely biodiverse country with habitats ranging from the arid plains of the Pacific coastal region in the west to the peaks of the Andes mountains vertically extending from the north to the southeast of the country to the tropical Amazon Basin rainforest in the east. Chicago Chicago, officially the City of Chicago, is the third-most populous city in the United States. It is the county seat of Cook County.

The Chicago metropolitan area, often referred to as Chicagoland, has nearly 10 million people and is the third-largest in the United States.

Chicago has often been called a global architecture capital and is considered one of the most important business centers in the world. Hawaii Hawaii is the 50th and most recent state to have joined the United States of America, having received statehood on August 21, Located in Oceania, Hawaii is the only U.

It is the northernmost island group in Polynesia, occupying most of an archipelago in the central Pacific Ocean. Nevada Nevada is a state in the western, mountain west, and southwestern regions of the United States. Nevada is the 7th most extensive, the 35th most populous, and the 9th least densely populated of the 50 United States.

Las Vegas Las Vegas is the most populous city in the U. Las Vegas is an internationally renowned major resort city for gambling, shopping, and fine dining. The city bills itself as The Entertainment Capital of the World, and is famous for its consolidated casino—hotels and associated entertainment. New York City is also the most densely populated major city in the United States.

Located at the southern tip of the state of New York, the city is the center of the New York metropolitan area, one of the most populous urban agglomerations in the world. Asia covers an area of 44,, square kilometers. The continent, which has long been home to the majority of the human population, was the site of many of the first civilizations. Asia is notable for not only its overall large size and population, but also dense and large settlements as well as vast barely populated regions within the continent of 4.

It is the third- or fourth-largest country by total area, depending on the source consulted. China also has the most neighbor countries in the world. Governed by the Communist Party of China, it exercises jurisdiction over 22 provinces, 5 autonomous regions, 4 direct-controlled municipalities, and the special administrative regions of Hong Kong and Macau. Hong Kong is the fourth-most densely populated region in the world.

Shanghai Shanghai is one of the four direct-controlled municipalities of China and the most populous city in the world. Located in the Yangtze River Delta, it sits on the south edge of the estuary of the Yangtze in the middle portion of the East China coast.

It is the traditional homeland of the Tibetan people as well as some other ethnic groups such as Monpa, Qiang, and Lhoba peoples and is now also inhabited by considerable numbers of Han Chinese and Hui people. Tibet is the highest region on Earth, with an average elevation of 4, metres 16, ft. It is the seventh-largest country by area, the second-most populous country, and the most populous democracy in the world. It is bounded by the Indian Ocean on the south, the Arabian Sea on the southwest, and the Bay of Bengal on the southeast.

It shares land borders with Pakistan to the west; China, Nepal, and Bhutan to the northeast; and Myanmar Burma and Bangladesh to the east.

Japan Japan is a sovereign island nation in East Asia. Located in the Pacific Ocean, it lies off the eastern coast of the Asian mainland and stretches from the Sea of Okhotsk in the north to the East China Sea and China in the southwest.

Hiroshima Hiroshima Prefecture is a prefecture of Japan located in the Chuugoku region on Honshu island. The capital is the city of Hiroshima. Hokkaido Hokkaido is the second largest island of Japan, and the largest and northernmost prefecture.

The Tsugaru Strait separates Hokkaido from Honshu. The two islands are connected by the undersea railway Seikan Tunnel. The largest city on Hokkaido is its capital, Sapporo, which is also its only ordinance-designated city.

The capital is the city of Kyoto. Nagasaki Nagasaki Prefecture is a prefecture of Japan located on the island of Kyushu. The capital is the city of Nagasaki. Nara Nara Prefecture is a prefecture in the Kansai region of Japan. The capital is the city of Nara. Okinawa Okinawa Prefecture is the southernmost prefecture of Japan. It encompasses two thirds of the Ryukyu Islands in a chain over 1, kilometreslong.

Osaka Osaka Prefecture is a prefecture located in the Kansai region on Honshu, the main island of Japan. The capital is the city of Osaka. It is the center of Osaka-Kobe-Kyoto area. Tokyo Tokyo, officially Tokyo Metropolis, is the capital city of Japan and one of its 47 prefectures. The Greater Tokyo Area is the most populous metropolitan area in the world. It is the seat of the Emperor of Japan and the Japanese government.

Tokyo is in the Kantou region on the southeastern side of the main island Honshu and includes the Izu Islands and Ogasawara Islands. It gained the nickname Akihabara Electric Town shortly after World War II for being a major shopping center for household electronic goods and the post-war black market.

Nowadays, Akihabara is considered by many to be an otaku cultural center and a shopping district for video games, anime, manga, and computer goods.

Ikebukuro Ikebukuro is a commercial and entertainment district in Toshima, Tokyo, Japan. Toshima ward offices, Ikebukuro station, and several shops, restaurants, and enormous department stores are located within city limits. Shinjuku Shinjuku is a special ward in Tokyo, Japan. It is a major commercial and administrative centre, housing the Northern half of the busiest railway station in the world Shinjuku Station and the Tokyo Metropolitan Government Building, the administration centre for the government of Tokyo.

It became the tallest structure in Japan in and reached its full height of Not to be confused with the very much older Tokyo Tower. The structure is an Eiffel Tower-inspired lattice tower that is painted white and international orange to comply with air safety regulations. Not to be confused with the very much younger Tokyo Skytree. Ned is friends with several people he dated.

I mean, when I met him, he was 46 and never married, so you can imagine the posse of wimmin in his past. I would be friends with them in real life. Then guess what I did. And yes, my lip IS starting to bruise. So I had a french dip, which I can pretty much assure you no French woman would ever order.

Anyway, I lived, and after dinner and a choke we strolled through the garden near the restaurant. Actually, I had trouble watching the puppy play with all those big dogs. Edsel has traumatized me. All I needed was the one photo, but you know how Ned is. There are two kinds of people in the world: Now the weekend yawns before me, a holiday weekend at that, and other than preparing my white pants, I have no plans. I could paint the spare bedroom like a pale rose color.

I like my little house, and it turns out any house out in the country costs MORE. Turns out they charge you for land. Anyway, then I could just move myself and my 40 animals over to his pad. I had a dream last night that at my front door was a mom cat, a dad cat, and their kittens, which were newborn.

Speaking of which, the woman who took Cora has her safely ensconced at home now. Look at her poor shavey tiddies. She had her operation, so no more kids for Cora. Seven is enough to fill our lives with love. Is everyone waiting for me to mention spending our days like bright and shiny new dimes? What about the plate of homemade wishes on the kitchen windowsill? I just read that this morning while I was washing off the oily residue from my eye-makeup remover.

Just tell the truth. Even though I got new lips yesterday like I could afford it. You know I hate my lips, right? And I already have a Gor-Tex implant in the top one, from , and lemme show you my lips, former. I took this Monday. So I went to the consultation on Tuesday, and this Robin over there, man does she look good. Not fake cat-lady good, either. We can add bloo-dee-blah and see if that works, and on top of that, add bleee-dee-bleep-bloo if we wanna keep going.

Who the hell else do you think to? How do you do? The building of aging gracefully. While I was waiting in the lobby, my old workplace called and up and offered me a job. I am not kidding you. Then I went in and had my lips done did. Talk about your dramatic day. This is what she used on me, and look at this bitch. Then she put this numbing cream on me, and maybe this process was the other way around. It was all a whirl.

I should take a fow-toe. And flattering lights in there? When the lights, shine down, on the biddy. This pain was somewhere in between. Mostly, the fact that my lips were so numb freaked me out. And then also, and I want you to brace your own self, but having needles poked right in your lips really hurts.

But each shot included lidocaine Take your silver spoon, dig your grave , so it got more numb as time went on. I think I will probably go get more shit put in. Because last night Ned stopped by, which by the way, I pulled into my drive just as he did, because I had been out on a very important mission. She sighed and took me over there. To the vagina section of the liquor store. The only good thing that happened was this song came on:.

So we had us a little dance party in the vagina aisle. Oh, I was pursing them, and smiling with them even though they hurt. I was turning my head in every direction.

That male, straight motherfucker. Some nights, Edsel is just too much. With the flumping dramatically off the bed whenever I move a corpuscle. Then floomping back on a minute later. With the pressing his head on my neck as hard as he can, for pets. This cat has some sort of dis order. Some sort of friendliness disorder. You get a cat so it can lie sleekly across the room and glare at you.

Yes, I do have my receipt, hang on. She needs her bitch meter turned up. Meanwhile, in the back of my ranch, Edsel was left to his own devices. So now I have to walk through this life knowing Edsel sobbed into my robe all night.

Lemme get more coffee, June. Busy, is what it was. So that was active. After work, I got my hair done because I was shooting moonbeams out my head and not in the good way. I should just give up and go gray. I should just officially give up and embrace my inner old lady.

Which is getting more and more to be my outer old lady. You know, from age 12 on, I was under the misguided impression that beauty was just around the corner. Except that never happened and I spent my whole life looking eh. Although do you watch the Real Housewives? How can you read this blog and not watch the Real Housewives, is what I wanna know.

Anyway, Kyle looks particularly good this season, and not fake, either. Speaking of which, I won a dollar playing instant lottery this week. Clearly I am on some kind of streak. When I return to the grocery store—. Anyway, next time I go to the store I will buy another lottery ticket with my last one, and this is how they get you hooked. Remember when she got hooked on the gambling? Is The Simpsons still on? But to be fairer, I was a zygote when that show started, and also, who wants to watch a Western?

There is nothing that will make me change a channel quicker than a Western. My grandmother was forever watching Westerns like they were good. And someone shooting someone. Say, is that an Indian? Plus also, anything having to do with the courts or justice or law or murder mysteries. I wanted to hear how she made a spot of tea. And those Murder, SUV or whatever. Truth be told, those housewives shows are getting old. Someone gets offended and then 8 episodes are devoted to the one woman saying.

I just like to see when they pop into the plastic surgeon for a spot of collagen or when they show us how much they spent when they go shopping together. Whoever thought to always show us the cash register at the end is a brilliant person.

And she looks good doing it. Anyway, then she gets this delicious-looking smoothie out her freezer, and she makes it in a fancy blender, and then. Losing readers with shitty small dogs, since Just get a cat if you need such a purse-sized dog. See above about what a pleasure cats are.

The point is, I watched this ad until I became convinced that if I just got these smoothies, my life would be transfigured and I would be cute and hot and living in New York with a nervous dog the size of a button. You can choose what kind of benefits you want and they adjust the ingredients accordingly. I chose beautifying, because I want to be 20 and a millionaire. Have you ever noticed that? So I emailed a few people. Do you want to try? Do I want to try? I am the blog-post master! So I had to think of a deep, work-related topic.

Then I hadda do research to back it up. When I got to work Monday, I was still working on it. Maybe I could have asked more questions before I undertook this endeavor, and I know that shocks you. What I gotta do? Is it just wear this dome hat? Because of course Monday I actually got work to do. And do people not recognize body language? And it was particularly bad yesterday, because royal wedding. Although I do have to say, the straight married guy who got into the wedding thanks to my enthusiasm was cute to see.

Did I tell you about him? Through the months, me being into it made HIM into it. He read way more about the intricacies of the wedding than I did, as he has always been a thorough person, and would probably not volunteer to write a work blog post in one working day. But do you have a full-time job, and also friends who do NOT work a full-time job?

Because holy cats yesterday. That is not an exaggeration. And he called me at lunch. People tagging me on things. People messaging me things. I mean, it was endless.

I am there Monday through Friday. That really is an excellent song. I hate to be your grandma, but why does Stevie Nicks always have her hair in her face? You know what I ought to do? Is ask more questions before I plunge into things. Things like, When is this due? How much effort will it require? Will you be needing charts and images? I got some last-minute freelance work done that came yesterday and that they wanted back yesterday, for my old workplace in LA.

I did that after work, because I felt so fresh. I mean, that all took less than a minute. Everything was in one…room. I changed their water, too. Friday After work, there was a happy hour, but I opted for a June hour instead. When I lived in London the summer of , every morning in the dorm one of the choices was baked beans on toast, and I always had it after my run through the park, and it was delicious.

I mean, you name a cultural event in my generation, she was there, somehow. I also went to Target and got new watching-the-royals pajamas, as the royal family is famous for getting pajamas at Target. I loved her tiara, and her lace on her veil.

That preacher was a little much. But he meant well, and it makes me want to be Episcopalian. I was a wreck by the end of that thing. I texted with my friends Lilly and Sandy throughout, and both L and S were annoyed that Meghan had hair out of place. I hate to say it, but I have softened re Camilla as well. They had unfortunate circumstances, but they were in love, Camilla and Charles were.

Is it Camila or Camilla? Anyway, the whole thing was quite taxing on me, but totally worth it. I had to stop off for a restorative cream soda after, she says keto-ly, at my favorite sandwich shop, which happened to be next to my Botox place, where I had a 10 a. Fortunately for all of us, my Botoxer is my age. She had been almost late for work, so involved was she in our wedding. I did for a long time, when I was desperately in love, but now I enjoy my alone time. I mean, look at me this morning!

After my Botox, I had a 1 p. Runty was a little less than a pound and a half. So, this week LaUral will get her little tortoiseshell and another faithful reader will get the mom. The good news is, when I first got to the shelter, I had two carriers with me, and there were two chairs available in the whole room.

I wanted to bludgeon her with a cat carrier. So will I stood there holding eight cats so that. One young couple got quite enamored of my kittens, and as I was leaving they were filling out a form, too. Where, by the way, I saw this. Apparently there are water buffalo now in North Carolina.

Or just hot cows. After I bought healthy strawberries, I also drove further out in the country and got some restorative ice cream, she continues keto-ly. See above re current. Not in a Marvin Gaye way. We have two new guys at work who hail from Vegas.

We showed them how you pull the stamen out and eat the little drip of honey at the bottom. We also gave them a riveting discourse on humidity. When I got home from work that night, I did the thing where you remain in your car for a moment.

The point is, why do I always forget that this is going to happen? Then when I did finally go inside, I had all this. It also served as a milk-pump room for women at work because hello open floor plan. However, the two guys who moved in there are pretty great, and in fact I KNOW them from another ad agency I worked at. The best part was watching this 8-foot-tall bearded viking carrying my Hello Kitty coffeemaker from the kitchen to my desk.

So we had real coffee at 4 p. I just drink coffee now to keep from feeling sick. When I got home last night, I had a package. About a week ago, my pal in real life, Marty Martin, put an article on Facebook about jewelry called Fordite, or Detroit Agate.

For years, people painted cars by hand, at Michigan factories, and the cement underneath it had swirls of the various car paints baked into them. Someone got the idea to make that concrete into jewelry. When I was growing up, everyone worked at the factory making cars. Not my parents, although they both worked at the factories for like a week apiece at some point in their youth.

When I saw that Detroit agate was a thing, I had to have some. Got this on Etsy—just look it up there and there are plenty of choices. It was hard to photograph up close but all the colors have a little bit of sparkle to them. There are reds, blues, silvers, creams. Ooooo, I loves it. Also last night, a woman came over to look at Runty and decided she might take the mom cat, Cora, instead. I take them all in to the shelter tomorrow after my wedding, for their shots and a checkup.

I think they will probably take the mom and all the orange boys, who all weigh nearly two pounds now, and give me back the girls for continued fattening—or at least Runty, who weighs only one kitty pound. And if I were gonna keep anyone. I went in to say goodnight to the kittens last night, and three of them were up in the closet. They love that closet in there. The point is, you might not hear from me that day, but fret not.

We will discuss the wedding, my wedding, ad nauseum. How should they do that? Harsh words from a stern taskmaster. The last two batches of kittens I received came with paperwork, but these did not. Then she told me how my potential adoptees could get their potential cats, potentially. The level of thrilled I was with this discovery was not nearly commensurate with reality, but that about sums me up.

Without further ado, I present you my foster kittens way back four weeks ago when they arrived at the shelter, naked and afraid, and an accompanying photo from this current moment in their lives. Oh my god, I love that I discovered their mug shots from kitty jail. They got to the shelter April 20, and I got them April So they looked like these jail pics when I picked them up.

I hope I was not alone in being delighted I discovered these. I know Hulk, at least, will be happy to see more cat pics. Three years ago today, mom came to visit me in my Year Abroad house.

Tallulah was happy to see her gramma. I got June hair. But everyone and their curlies has put online how to do this method, so if you want me to, I will, too. It varies by person, which products work and which methods, but for me almost all of the stuff they tell me to do in the book works. I refuse to plop. If you want me to do a tutorial you will learn what plopping is and why plopping can suck it.

But it was also a rainy day, and trust me, my hair could look a lot worse than this. There are a lot of people who look a lot worse than you. We work on a whole bunch of accounts—which differs from how I used to work. I used to be dedicated to just one client. So, they pretty much assign everything to both of us, and we dive on it like jackals.

Or, alternatively, we both shy away from it like my kittens are doing with the dry, less-expensive kitten food. Does anyone else follow Love and Hisses? Did you ever notice her kitten room is pristine?

Believe it or not, that floor is swept and I Shark it often, but that floor looks a mess. Toward a real floor. How long have you known me to hate that floor? I scraped and prepared and painted that floor with alleged paint that was JUST for concrete, then I sealed it and died of exhaustion?

June likes old stuff? June likes it vintage? She always struck me as sleek and minimal. I need one tile. Do you recall a month or so ago when I was offered a job by the company I freelance for? And even though Ben and MaryEllen and Donald Trump barely let her touch them before dashing off hysterically to hide under the chair I have no patience for shy anything , she still broke out in welts.

For she is my people. There really is something incredibly rewarding about touching their little walnut heads. Even when their walnut heads are shy and you have to drag them out from under a bus to pet them. First of all, almost all the channels are just commercials disguised as channels.

What happened to, you know, shows? Then when you DO get a channel, like, I stopped on E! Do TV people realize we can all just stream things now? Why do we PAY for this bullshit? One good thing I found was a network that showed me old Warner Bros. I saw one where a poor homeless hound dog needed shelter, so he found a house in the woods that ended up belonging to a skunk, and the whole thing was the two of them duking it out and being friends in the end.

With no planes available again, a question better left unasked , Osborn and McKinnon must drive their uncooperative witness to their destination, while Carmen tries to decipher the mysterious clues Billy Ray gave her before he died. That scenario becomes moot when Carmen leads her two FBI escorts to the stolen diamonds. Now, our hapless trio must fight for their lives, which includes a stop at a redneck bar where a huge fight breaks out and Drago takes Osborn hostage.

McKinnon and Carmen swing into action to rescue Osborn but, during the daring rescue, McKinnon is seriously injured. Osborn and Carmen who are growing quite fond of each other make it to the pick-up point, only to discover that someone Osborn trusted has betrayed them. With McKinnon's life hanging in the balance, Osborn and Carmen must figure a way out of this mess. It's easy to see that Stewart was cutting his teeth here, as the stunt sequences are quite good, but he has difficulty when it comes to straight dialogue scenes.

Still, this is nothing more than an excuse for Stewart to give his stunt buddies an opportunity to shine, and shine they do. Cars fly through the air, crash through motor homes, houses and explode into fireballs. There are also high falls, fire gags and gunfights galore.

While the film tosses all logic out the window from the very first scene Billy Ray's modified Corvette may be a thing of over-accessorized beauty, but there is no way in hell it would ever be street legal , it's always nice to see Gregory Scott Cummins in a rare good guy role.

If stunts and action are your thing, this film is a good bet. Make sure you stay through the closing credits to see some funny outtakes involving Smith and Ross Hagen. Not Rated , but definitely R-rated material thanks to bloody violence and plentiful nudity. Richard grieco stars as Rex, a fame-seeking fast-draw killer who rides around in a red Cadillac convertable challenging cops to see who can draw their gun the quickest.

He always wins, taking the dead cops' guns and badges as souveniers. Rex contacts the interested reporter and tells her that he wants her to film his quick-draw challenge with Shepard. After a series of double-crosses in which Shepard's partner and other cops get shot, Rex gets his wish, meeting Shepard on the beach for a showdown.

Better production values than normal for a Wynorski film, it is also the first film he has done in recent memory that contains no nudity. He must be softening with age. As you can imagine, the films are a schizophrenic mess, but they're not without their own twisted entertainment value, even if it's for all the wrong reasons.

Since the Japs just trounced us at Pearl Harbor, the General tells his men that they must go to the Philippines and defeat Tojo before the country is lost forever to the yellow menace.

In the film proper, a group of Filipino freedom fighters must battle the Japanese and the guerillas to maintain their territory. When the nine American soldiers agree to help the freedom fighters in their cause in a hilariously bad edit of old and new footage , but split up to do so, it gives the film an excuse to interrupt the main story every twenty minutes or so to splice in the new footage of the American soldiers firing their weapons at faceless enemy soldiers When the leader of the Japanese forces hears that the Americans sent over only nine soldiers to fight them, he says, "They're sending a mosquito to fight a buffalo!

The American soldiers, led by Cobra Frank Juhasz and Bazooka Mike Abbott , see their numbers being slowly thinned-out by a single Japanese soldier, who kills three of the squad before he is cornered and blows himself up with a grenade. The squad who act more like high school jocks than a well-trained Special Forces squad then set a trap for an advance squad of guerillas, but the guerillas spot a lit cigarette and the word "Fuck" spelled-out with piss on the ground, both left there by careless American squad members , and almost escape the trap.

Meanwhile, the Filipino freedom fighters continue to fight the Japs and their guerilla cohorts and must now blow up a bridge that is an important thoroughfare for the Jap supply line. Can they do it? And what will become of the Americans? The dialogue, which consists mainly of exchanges like this between two American soldiers: They are the most careless and juvenile bunch of soldiers that you're ever likely to see.

Since the film is set during World War II, imagine my surprise in spotting 60's-era fighter jets, helicopters and weapons prominently displayed throughout. That's partly what makes these films so endearing. The filmmakers just don't care about things so miniscule as coherency, matching shots or keeping within the proper timeline, as long as they can turn in a film that is feature length.

People do the most asinine things at the most inopportune times, the dialogue is ridiculous and the matching of old and new footage looks to have been done by a blind man.

This film has to look up just to be at ground level and that's what makes it so watchable. Never available on home video in the U. In this chapter, a squad of American soldiers hire a Filipino named Alexander Sampson in an awful example of intercutting old and new footage, the old footage being an unreleased Filipino war actioner to go undercover and join the revolutionary group The New People's Freedom Army, who are looking for new recruits to help overthrow the government.

Alexander, along with a handful of new recruits, are blindfolded and brought by boat to the Freedom Army's training camp on an island somewhere in Malaysia, where they all go through basic training by the Freedom Army's leader, Abdul. Alexander turns out to be the most gifted of the new recruits, so after the training sessions are over, Abdul puts Alexander in charge of his own squad o f soldiers and tells him to help "carry on the cause".

Alexander and his squad head for the mainland and join forces with a larger Freedom Army squad, where they plan on attacking government military outposts. Meanwhile, in the newly-shot footage that interrupts the old footage every twenty minutes or so, a trio of American soldiers, led by the eyepatch-wearing Tom Paul John Stanners , try to rendezvous with Alexander, but are met with resistance by Commander Victor Anders Hallberg , who sends his men to kill the trio.

This leads to several scenes of gunfights and hand-to-hand combat. When the military forces attacks Alexander's camp and many Freedom Army members are killed or injured, the camp's leader believes "someone sold us down the river" and begins his search for the traitor.

Alexander finds himself in quite the conundrum when he falls in love with female Freedom Army member Terry and finds himself torn between his sense of duty and affairs of the heart. How will he resolve his problem? Will Tom meet Commander Victor for a showdown to the death in the finale? If you've seen any of Godfrey Ho's pastiche films, I think you already know the answers.

This is a particularly weak film, even for Godfrey Ho, and that's saying a lot. While there are some bloody action sequences, including Alexander scooping-up a man who just had both his arms blown off below the elbows played by an apparently real double-amputee, who looks like his stumps were dipped in stage blood , the film itself is a bloody mess and doesn't make an ounce of sense. For one, Alexander is sent to infiltrate the People's Army and then report back to Tom, but there are already so many traitors within the group, it's hard to believe that Alexander could possibly have any new intelligence to offer.

The film really bogs down during the middle section, where Alexander gets into a battle with the military and gets his kneecap blown off, which results in the amputation of his leg.

Rather than retiring and taking it easy for the rest of his life, he agrees to help Tom in another badly edited sequence of old and new footage by continuing to stay undercover at the People's Army.

He simply straps-on a prosthetic leg and continues his mission, oblivious to the fact that the same people he is working for are the ones responsible for the loss of his leg! The newly-shot footage is standard Godfrey Ho fodder: People duking it out or firing guns at each other, which offers nothing to the rest of the film Although Tom repeating "Get up and fight! I would have shot him for real on the spot!

As normal for these films, the English dubbing is a hoot "Tell that to the guy way down in Hell! Border Patrol cop, and his wife Jess Jeannie Wilson. While riding a horse alone in the desert, Joe watches as crooked Border Patrol cop Jake Wheeler Gerald McRaney shoots and kills a female wetback as she tries to escape after Jake raped her. Joe and Dave go to headquarters to report the killing to Sheriff Lawrence Mitchell Wilford Brimley , but Jake is in the room and it's at this time that Joe realizes that Jake is a cop.

Joe tells Dave that Jake is the killer and when they go to the scene of the crime, the body is missing Jake had one of his cronies rebury the body in another location. With no victim to be found, it's Joe's word against Jake's and even Dave has a hard time believing it.

Just to be sure, Dave has his friend Warner Warner Glenn , an expert tracker, go over the crime scene again. He finds a trail to follow and they find the girl buried in a new grave. Warner tracks the guy that reburied her and Dave arrests him, but Jake kills him with automatic sniper fire to keep him from talking.

Sheriff Mitchell begins to suspect Jake when his alibi for the girl's murder doesn't pan out, but he can't do anything without more proof among other reasons to be disclosed later. Joe and Dave cross the border to get proof of Jake's illegal women-selling business, where we learn that Sheriff Mitchell was Jake's business partner. When Jake threatens Jess' life and then kills Dave in a scene that's pretty hard to watch , a wounded Joe must find a way to bring Jake down.

Joe travels down to Mexico on a tip from a remorseful Sheriff Mitchell to get revenge the old-fashioned way, using the same shotgun to kill Jake that Jake used to kill Dave. It takes three blasts to kill Jake, but Joe seem to relish every pull of the trigger.

Made during summer hiatus in , this film must have come as a shock to fans of the series, especially Parker's death at the hands of McRaney who, at the time, wasn't really known for playing bad guys He showed us much later that he would excel at it, especially on HBO's Western series DEADWOOD.

Even though Wilford Brimley gets top billing, he has very little to do here besides looking concerned and trying to atone for his sins in the end. The script, by Dennis A. Pratt who also plays the role of Connie, one of Jake's men , concentrates on Gerald McRaney's and Jack Lucarelli's who's rather bland characters, making this a study in contrasts.

The gauntlet in the apartment building that Jameson Parker and Lucarelli who are both the Producers on this have to shoot their way through, resulting in Parker's death at McRaney's hands, is expertly filmed and a nail-biter.

Director Gary Grillo this is his only movie directorial credit, although he did direct an episode of Parker's and McRaney's series and was Assistant Director on many films, such as BLOODY MAMA - keeps things moving at a brisk clip and films nearly every scene with an over-abundance of dusty atmosphere. It makes you thirsty just watching it. It enjoyed this film, thanks to McRaney's badass performance and some well-staged gunfights. Give it a try. A Lightning Video Release. I have one question that has been bothering me for years: Has Wilford Brimley ever been young and, if he was, did he come out of his mother's womb with that beard?

It's apparent that Nancy has a traitor amongst her ranks, but she gets fired from her position because she was in charge of the operation. Now that Nick who for some reason is now called "Bolt" has all three cases, he still needs Nancy to open them because all the cases are rigged with bombs that will explode if not opened using the right code.

She gives up the codes rather easily, but it seems Nick really only has two of the cases and they are both the dummies. Can you guess who that will be? The version available on U. VHS is shorn of nearly twenty minutes and clocks-in at barely 72 minutes long. Sadly, most of the missing footage seems to deal with Peter O'Brian's character, who is called "Bolt" throughout the film even though in the closing credits he's listed as "Nick Stewart". Besides the opening scene, where O'Brian is torturing a man with a machete and a hand-powered drill a huge chunk of this sequence seems to be missing, as it opens on a jarring note , we don't see much of him until the finale, which severely minimalizes his bad guy status One funny bit of dialogue has Rothrock mockingly calling him "Rambo".

There are plenty of chases, stunts, bloody bullet squib deaths including the little girl and Ms. Rothrock's high-kicking abilities, but by editing out much of the exposition scenes, this version of the film deprives fans of Indonesian insanity one of the major enjoyments of watching these films: Try to find the full version instead. It's out there if you do your homework. Produced by Gope T.

Samtani for Rapi Films. Not available on DVD. They stop in a small Texas town for a bite to eat, unaware that crooked cops Detective West Joe Estevez and Detective Carter Dean Nolen have brought some Mafia goons to this town, cut the phone lines and are waiting to ambush Sgt. Towers and kill Montel, because his testimony could put a lot of crooked cops and Mafia chieftans behind bars. Two local yokels, Alex J. Scott Guy and Jake Shane Boldin , grow suspicious of all the new faces in town who seem to outnumber the local population 5 to 1 and end up helping Sgt.

Towers fight the bad guys. When West tries to kill Montel while he is taking a shit in the bathroom of the town's diner, Towers shoots West he only wings him in the head , then head to the town's bar, where they meet feisty Sarah Barri Murphy , Alex's girlfriend.

When the crooked cops kill the town sheriff Jack Gould and Jake's girlfriend Lori Tracy Spaulding , Jake and Alex who are avid hunters go to the bar to lend a hand to Towers, while Sarah tries to find a way out of town and get help. She fails miserably and is taken prisoner. When West and his men surround the bar, Towers has no choice but to trust Montel. He gives Montel a gun and the quartet are able to escape the bar and go to Alex's house where, just like any good Texan, he has a stash of automatic weapons and hand grenades.

When West and his goons surround Alex's house and threaten Sarah's life, Montel turns hero and saves her life. West and Montel agree to go at it mano-a-mano, but Montel pulls a fast one and shoots West dead.

Towers lets Montel walk away to freedom, but promises to recapture him some day. It has no action. When Joe Estevez who is absolutely horrible here says to bartender Sarah, "Where I come from, a buck-fifty doesn't pay for the ice! The most glaring budgetary restriction is the town itself. It's only populated by five residents and it tries to unconvincingly explain this away by telling us that everyone's away hunting!

Does that include all the women and children, too? We know that there are supposed to be children in this town because a schoolbus comes into play lamely, I might add in the quartet's escape from the bar. By the time we get to the film's money shot, the shootout at Alex's house, the viewer has long-since lost interest. Joe Estevez looks like he's in a coked-out haze throughout this film and either screams out his lines or delivers them in a wide-eyed stare. I'm sure brother Martin Sheen is very proud.

This film is about as much fun as slicing your dick open with a paring knife and dipping it in gasoline. Director McCormick who sometimes uses the name "Max Raven" made a bunch of regional Texas-lensed action films during the 90's. Let's hope they're not as bad as this one.

Try it and you may agree with me. As soon as the prisoners step off the bus, most of them are picked-off by a huge gang equipped with sniper rifles with silencers, before Ethan pulls prisoner Napoleon Wilson Darwin Joston; RATTLERS - out the bus and puts him in a cell.

For some reason never made clear in the film , all the gangs in town have banded together and have only one thing on their mind: Taking over Precinct 13 and killing everyone inside An earlier scene shows a little girl [Kim Richards; THE CAR - , before becoming a national joke on The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reality show during the - season] getting an ice cream cone from a truck [whose driver has just been killed and replaced by a gang member] and then getting unmercifully shot in the chest by a smiling gang member and dying on the sidewalk.

The look she gives after being shot will live in your memory far a long time and whenever you mention this film to someone, this is the scene they immediately remember and rightfully so. It's one of the 70's most powerful moments in an action film.

Ethan and Napoleon form an uneasy alliance as the gangs first shoot out all the windows and then start picking-off the people in the precinct one-by-one.

Ethan lets Napolean out of his jail cell and gives him weapons, a trust that is not looked upon as reasonable by some of the precinct's inhabitants.

When the gang go on a full-out assault on the precinct, the nay-sayers change their minds almost immediately, as Napoleon proves to be a huge asset. Making them silent was a gutsy move by Carpenter, because we really have no idea why this gang are doing what they are doing. Their only motivation seems to be kill, kill, kill, something that was new to the genre of action films at the time.

While the acting is nothing to write home about, Darwin Joston has one killer final bit of dialogue as the film ends and will have you smiling from ear-to-ear. This is a great action film to be seen with a group of friends, because if they have never seen it, they will thank you later and if they have seen it before, you probably will never have anyone give you a thumbs-down. It's a great sophomore effort by a talented director that is full of buzzing bullets, shattering glass, flying paper, people dying and an unnerving sense of unease that stays with you until the final scene.

If you have never seen it, buy all means put it on your must-see list. Please ignore the awful remake , as it is nothing but a bastardization of a classic. Also available on Blu-Ray from Scream Factory. The film opens up with two Special Forces agents being hunted down by four masked killers in the Louisiana bayou. After the men are killed, we find out the killers form four points of the Pentangle Hunting Fraternity, a sick group of politically-connected thrill seekers who "hunt" people that don't fall into their twisted criteria of what's best for America.

The leader of the Pentangle is Glastenbury the late John P. Ryan , in one of his best villianous roles and the next target is Councilman Larry Richards the late Steve James , who is running for Senator and, since he is Black, makes him a target for the all-white Pentangle.

They try to kill Larry while he is riding on a float with his family during Mardi Gras, but Larry's best friend Matt Hunter Dudikoff , an ex-Secret Service agent turned rancher, is along for the ride and stops the assassination, but not before one of Larry's young sons is shot and killed.

Pentangle, pissed that they missed their target, redouble their efforts and now have Matt in their sights, too. Their next attempt ends badly for more members of Pentangle, as Matt and Larry kill them on a docked ship and issue a challenge to Pentangle. Glastenbury accepts and sends his men to Matt's farm, where they burn down his house, kill Larry with a crossbow bolt to the back , his wife and other son both shot at close range and kidnap Matt's young sister Sarah Allison Gereighty.

They make Matt play the game where the four members of Pentangle are the hunters and Matt is the prey. After Matt saves Sarah from a bayou brothel run by a transvestite madam, they must travel through the swamp while Glastenbury and his three masked cohorts are close behind. Matt will have to use all his Secret Service training, as he kills three members of the hunting party one-by-one, by impalement, crossbow and knife.

Glastenbury gets away, but not for long, as Matt shows up at his home and they battle using the many weapons scattered throughout Glastenbury's well-equipped home. Matt wins and then makes a surprising discovery as to who the fifth point of the Pentangle really is.

The Mardi Gras massacre in the beginning is one such sequence, where dozens of innocent bystanders, cops and members of the parade are gunned down, while Matt and Larry disarm and kill the assailants. Shortly afterwards, there's a stunt-filled car chase that ends on a docked ship, where Matt and Larry deliver their second beatdown of the Pentangle.

Glastenbury gets so pissed off at the end result, he shoots fellow member Parker Loren Farmer in the gut for his bungling of the hit and leaves him on the ground bleeding and moaning as he walks away.

There are also shocking bits of violence, such as the attack on Matt's house, where Larry, his wife and son who takes a real nasty fall off a burning roof with Matt all die horribly.

Ryan stands out in his role as a man with no conscience if he had a mustache, he would be twirling it! He is capably backed up by character actors Marc Alaimo and Bill "Superfoot" Wallace as members of his hunting party.

This Cannon Films production Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus were the producers is one of their better films and will have you wondering why it is not yet available on DVD. Same location, same plot, same outcome. Maybe that's why this earlier film is not available on DVD! Track this down on VHS and watch it now! Toss in some unexpected bursts of violence along with some true acts of friendship and what you get is a thoroughly involving crime caper that hooks you from the beginning and never lets you go.

Director Tamra Davis GUNCRAZY - uses what had to be a limited budget to great effect, limiting locations to a single street for most of the film and culminating in a wild bus ride for the finale. These are people you actually care about. If you're wondering why I haven't discussed the plot, it's because I want you to watch this film knowing nothing about it. After viewing it you'll realize that the title has two meanings, the most obvious and a much deeper one.

This may seem to be a contradiction, but it isn't. Watch it to see what I mean. This film gets my highest recommendation. The film opens with a lone Vietnamese peasant docking his small boat on the shore of a river, where he is immediately surrounded by a platoon of gooks who are about to shoot him when he doesn't answer their questions.

What the gooks fail to see are the five hollow reeds in the water moving closer to them and, in their best RAMBO imitation, out pops Sgt. Frank and his men are on a mission and two of his men are killed by a couple of treetop snipers See, I told you! Frank, Jim and Lance make their way to an en emy POW camp, but when they see that all of the American prisoners have been moved someplace else Frank mentions the "Hanoi Hilton" , they still decide to attack the camp using grenades, more explosive crossbow bolts and good, old-fashioned gunfire.

Lance is killed and Frank suffers from a nasty case of head trauma from an enemy grenade, but Jim rescues him and brings him to a hospital, where Frank has flashbacks to when he was a child and his grandfather trained him to become a ninja Say what now? Frank and Jim are transferred to a South American island called San Sebastian to become training officers. After meeting their Commanding Officer Ruel "Ray" Vernal , Frank and Jim go to a bar for a drink and get into a fight with the locals What would a Teddy Page film be without a bar fight?

Frank is nearly choked to death, but he has another flashback to his youth and uses his grandfather's ninja training to break the hold. Frank tells Jim about his flashbacks and how he may be a ninja, but Jim just laughs, blaming the head trauma he received in Vietnam. Frank begins taking late night walks around the base and discovers his Commanding Officer is working in cahoots with local crimelord Luis Sanchez Anthony Carreon to ship illegal arms to Africa. When Sanchez discovers the truth about Frank's background he has a red folder marked "BlackFire" that contains Frank's entire life story , he orders the Commanding Officer to kill Frank.

Frank and Jim, with the help of the C. Frank escapes from prison, regains Jim's trust and goes on a one-man killing spree to get even with all those that wronged him. While the screenplay is all over the place the fictional South American island of San Sebastian sure looks an awful lot like the Philippines! Teddy Chiu fills the screen with violent action, whether it is gunfights, explosions or hand-to-hand combat.

This film switches constantly from war actioner, to crime drama to prison escape drama, but Page never forgets to deliver the bloody goods, whether it is neck-snapping, slit throats, stabbings or bullet-ridden bodies. The final thirty minutes are especially memorable, as Frank uses his ninja training to bust out of prison his eyepatch disguise fools no one, though and, with Jim's help, does a lot of explosive damage.

Rom ano Kristoff is his usual stiff presence as an actor but he's a damn good action hero and it's always good to see Jim Gaines get a larger than normal role even if he has to write it himself! Lim for his Silver Star Films Company production outfit. Never legitimately released on home video in the U. After taking out about a half dozen agents at their headquarters, Campbell goes on a one-man war to stop the insanity.

Along the way he finds out that the government is preparing to let loose a nerve agent in a neighborhood to see what effects it has on the populace. They plan on making it look as if terrorists are doing the nasty deed.

They call this plan Black Friday and this action is to take place in his neighborhood. Campbell recruits some of his old Special Ops buddies to help him stop the attack while the other agency employs an old enemy of Campbell's from his Special Ops squadron. Director Darren Doane usually a music video director creates a sense of compassion in Campbell that is very rare in action films today.

Of course he's a successful businessman with a secret past, but he actually cares about people and the actions that they take. As the head bad C. Daniels is sitting in a diner all alone and strikes up a conversation with the singing counterman about how he is traveling across the United States all alone. The sequence says nearly all there is to say about his character.

The music soundtrack is also a major plus probably thanks to director Doane as trance, thrash metal and emo play in the background to enhance the mood. I would recommend this film to all fans of action who like a little to think about while watching people getting shot, stabbed or beaten to a pulp. Also starring Christopher J. A Trinity Home Entertainment Release. Rod Perry and his junkie friend Tommy try to rob the house of mob big Tony Burton Don Chastain , Tommy ends up dead he forgot to load his gun!

Since Tony Burton is the drug kingpin in town, J. Burton doesn't like being threatened, so he goes to Nate's office and offers his own verbal warning to Nate, hoping it will put J. Meanwhile, the black gangs are ridding their streets of white pushers and drug suppliers, which only makes Burton hotter under his extremely large collar. After Burton sets up some brothers on trumped-up gun charges, J. Burton kills Nate and kidnaps J.

This leads to a bloody showdown between J. In the end, it's Yvonne who gets the revenge Nate was her father , thanks to a well-placed meat cleaver to Burton's noggin. Slow moving and methodical, this well-acted blaxploitation flick seems more interested in the plight of the black man than the usual action elements associated with films of this type. It's an interesting move that probably infuriated theater audiences looking for an action fix.

The characters in this film aren't normal blaxploitation cliches. These people have principles that they adhere to. Hell, even crooked Detective Sterling has a code of ethics even Burton can't break and he pays for it with his life. It was also ingenious in having J. This is not a bad little film which was a minor hit when originally released which brings you back to a time when films like this were socially relevant and were considered legitimate theatrical entertainment by a majority of moviegoers.

If it were made today, it would go straight to video. There are two Tony Burtons in this film: When father Mark Collins Richard Harrison watches five armed thugs shoot his daughter Sarah Catherine Miles and her fiance in the back he's lucky he didn't witness them gang raping her a few moments earlier , he gets shot in the head but, thankfully, the bullet bounces off his thick skull. When he awakens, he vows revenge on all those involved.

In the first ten minutes he manages to kill four of them, which upsets their boss, Bill Mike Monty. Bill sends his top henchman Peter James "Jim" Gaines to follow Mark around and take photos of Mark killing a rapist, beating up three purse snatchers and performing other acts of vigilantism like killing three men for stealing some drunk guy's bar money and switching golf balls on the last of his daughter's killers with an explosive one! Tired of killing, Mark hangs up his guns for romantic nights with his wife Yvette Ann Jackson.

You know that's not gonna last long. Bill sends some of his goons to Mark's house, but he ends up killing them all. Bill then has Yvette kidnapped and blackmails Mark using the photos into killing people Bill says are criminals that need killing. Bill sends hit woman Liza Ann Milhench to accompany Mark on the assigned hits, telling him that if anything happens to Liza, his wife will die.

As they go on their killing spree, Mark has an old Vietnam buddy check out the names on the list because he wants to know if they are killing these people for the "right reasons". When Mark finds out that he has been killing all of Bill's illegal business rivals, he decides enough is enough.

When he save Liza from a mad rapist He says to her, "Tell me that I am handsome! Liza is killed during one of their raids, so Mark goes on a one-man mission to bring Bill down. Bill blows up Yvette with a suitcase bomb, which only pisses Mark off more.

Mark storms Bill's heavily guarded mansion, armed with a rocket launcher and a mini-launcher hidden up his sleeve. May Bill rest in pieces. Not a minute goes by without Mark shooting someone and he usually never misses, even when he's not aiming.

There's lots of unintentional humor When Mark kills one thug, he says, "Hey, you monkey. The dubbing is really bad here a lot worse than usual , Harrison's voice especially, and the script by Timothy Jorge is full of lines like, "You bitch!

If it's mindless action you want and nothing else, this film should suit you fine. You got to love a film that ends with these on-screen words: He is now serving a life sentence. A Continental Video Release. Christian military" action film with a strong religious mainly pro-Muslim storyline and a huge cast of Filipino talent The opening credits lists over thirty actors, many who should be recognized by fans of this genre.

The film opens with a battle between rebel factions and the Philippines military, where rebel leader Hadji is captured and sent to prison. A kind Colonel allows Hadji to see his family, including young son Basaron Mabuhay Shiragi , one last time before he spends the rest of his life behind bars, where he tells Basaron to always obey the law, put his trust in God and not end up like him.

The Colonel then promises Hadji to keep a close eye on his family and we then watch Basaron grow up in front of our eyes thanks to the magic of camera dissolves as he prays in a mosque.

Beaumont attorney John Morgan is a drug addict and a convicted criminal who plead guilty to perjury and was recently arrested for trying to MURDER his ex-wife and three children – this we already know. We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. 2. ACTION U.S.A. () - A film that lives up to it's title. This film's sole purpose is to cram as much stuntwork humanly possible into 89 minutes. This Waco, Texas-lensed obscurity's minimal plot begins with Billy (Ron Shaft) being abducted by goons working for crime kingpin Franki Navarro (80's cameo king Cameron Mitchell) while making love to .