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For example, try pretending that you don't believe any women really read Usenet. Then ask to be proved wrong. They'll be replying by the dozen and turning up on your doorstep to prove just how female they really are. Always be sure to stress that you're after good, old-fashioned, uncomplicated fun.

Remember - the man of her dreams is the guy who will simply throw her on the bed, get his end away, wipe his penis on the curtains, and leave. Don't worry - simply drop it into your advert as casually as possible. She's unlikely to even notice, and you'll be choking on your satsuma before you can say "it's too tight". Usenet is simply crammed full of young, sexy, leggy, blonde girls all begging for men who really know how to use their modem.

Impress her by providing details of your latest hardware equipment and outline your years of experience in the cut-throat world of computer maintenance.

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Be rejected by every ISP in Europe because of your bitter remarks and threats of violence, but enjoy your revenge against all those bastards who so inexplicably refused to sleep with you.

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